"President Refutes Treasonous Criticism from Generals"

[Coexist]

Damn, Whitehouse.org is so bad, but sooo good.

Not recognizing boundaries is what they do best, enjoy their latest entry.

FYI - this is satire.

DEFENDING DONALD RUMSFELD: PRESIDENT REFUTES TREASONOUS CRITICISM FROM GENERALS WHO ARE JUST TOO WUSSY-ASSED TO RE-UP AND WASTE MORE RAGHEADS

"Sure, there have been times when even I have questioned the war in Iraq, much the way Christ questioned the Lord’s wisdom in the garden of Gethsemane. At those points, I can always count on Don grabbing my nutsack with those vice-like skeleton fingers and growling, "Your pappy jumped out of a burning plane that was going down in World War II. What are you, a sissy? A whiny sissy with a withered, puckered little pussy that farts the words 'I’m ascared, mommy'?" And then I snap right out of it!

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How could they possibly understand the incredible challenges and heartbreak Don and I face Monday through Friday from 9-5 while playing God with their puny, expendable lives from dangerously over-air-conditioned conference rooms in DC and Northern Virginia?

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Of course, some might claim that civilian leadership ensures that the military will never be more powerful than the elected government, and that will prevent a police state. Let me tell you – you don't need the military to do that. All that's required of the military is to go where I point, die en masse, and don't come back until they've killed more of them than us. And if they come back before that, all I ask is they do it quietly, don't beg for any benefits, and never invite photographers to their funerals. (Unless a Republican needs political commercial b-roll, of course.)

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In short: Don Rumsfeld is my only cabinet official who I don't have to worry about. He knows what he's doing, oh he does – and no mountain of amputated soldier limbs and shredded corpses in body bags – no matter how big and stinky it gets, will ever change my mind.

So go post that on the interwebs fagosphere."

Maybe I am twisted, but they amuse the heck out of me.

[Ecumenist]

1. That sombitch can't even pronounce the word..

"refute". How can he do something he doesn't even understand? Remember, he's a "decider", a word that doesn't even exist.

[Coexist]

3. The article is satire.

I will fix the OP to reflect that. Sorry.

[Ecumenist]

4. No problem.

The article may be satire but the level of ignorance and Luddite way of thinking isn't. I still say that if bush's life depended on it, he not only couldn't pronounce the word but would have no earthly idea what it meant. :hi:

[Coexist]

5. Agreed!

:hi:

[Atman]

2. Ah, yes, comparing himself to Christ again.

Christin' is hard work! It's hard work!