The Snotty story and the helicopter story sorta fused in my head, and

[Jackpine Radical]

I get this weird thought about everybody deciding to have a little fun with Puffy. They blindfold him, put him on board Prexy's helicopter along with Rumsfeld, Rove & 2 large sandbags. They take off. Bush asks Rummy if he wants to resign. Rummy says "Hell no." Bush says, "Pitch him," and they throw out a sandbag. The chopper bobs upward with the loss of weight. Then Bush says to Rove, "OK, Karl. This Plame thing is getting a little too hot. You're next." The second sandbag goes out & the helo bobs upward again. Puffy starts screaming & begging to be allowed to resign. Bush says, "Jeez, it smells like shit in here. Take us down."

[Geoff R. Casavant]

1. You are one sick individual

Now my keyboard is all covered in Diet Coke.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Thank you.

"You are one sick individual"

My mama never raised me to be normal.

[atomic-fly]

2. good one

[displacedtexan]

3. That's really, really funny. I live in Marine One's...

flight path (inside the White House No Fly Zone).

I don't think the pilots like the Creep-In-Chief at all.
They fly North over my house, make an abrupt (and
I mean ABRUPT) left turn, then nosedive down to
the White House lawn.

My husband grew up on air bases, and he laughs out loud
every time we see Bush come home.