"I'm the Decider" A soon-to-be-deleted poem from (gasp!) FR !!111!!!

[elehhhhna]

I'm the decider.
I pick and I choose.
I pick among whats.
And choose among whos.

And as I decide
Each particular day
The things I decide on
All turn out that way.

I decided on Freedom
For all of Iraq.
And now that we have it,
I'm not looking back.

I decided on tax cuts
That just help the wealthy.
And Medicare changes
That aren't really healthy.

And parklands and wetlands
Who needs all that stuff?
I decided that none
Would be more than enough!

I decided that schools
All in all are the best
The less that they teach
And the more that they test.

I decided those wages
You need to get by
Are much better spent
On some CEO guy.

I decided your Wade
Which was versing your Roe
Is terribly awful
And just has to go.

I decided that levees
Are not really needed.
Now when hurricanes come
They can come unimpeded.

That old Constitution?
Well, I have decided
Is "just goddam paper"
It should be derided.

I've decided gay marriage
Is icky and weird.
Above all other things,
It's the one to be feared.

And Cheney and Rummy
And Condi all know
That I'm the Decider -
They tell me it's so.

I'm the Decider
So watch what you say
Or I may decide
To have you whisked away.

Or I'll tap your phones.
Your e-mail I'll read.
`cause I'm the Decider -
Like Jesus decreed.

Yes, I'm the Decider
The finest alive
I'm gonna nuke Iran.
Now watch this drive!

3 posted on 04/19/2006 3:57:20 PM PDT by Not a Crook

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1617920/posts#comment?q=1

[Crunchy Frog]

1. Thanks for saving that. It's definitely a keeper. n/t

[MsKandice01]

2. LOL, good one!

[wryter2000]

3. Already gone

Thanks for saving it.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

9. They just hate being confronted with the truth over there.

[xchrom]

4. to think of what happened to those poor few eyeballs that read that!

[Extend a Hand]

5. Loved it!!!

K&R

Those *ssholes just can't stand the truth...they already removed it.

[guinivere]

6. Thanks1111 Grate pome!!11 nt

[elehhhhna]

17. Seriesly! How boud it!

[Beaverhausen]

7. Oh my god- I thought it was real for the first few stanzas

it's not too far from how they think!!! :crazy:

[kiteinthewind]

8. Damn, you're good!!

:kick:

[elehhhhna]

18. not mine, i just found it!

[MGKrebs]

10. Verrry nice!

Sending to the peeps.

Edit: And if I can add a stanza:

So get out of my way
Because I'm the Decider,
If you're not drinking the Kool Aid
At least drink 'da cider!

Hah!

[baby_mouse]

11. self-delete nt

[karynnj]

12. Great poem

really really good - kind of Dr Suess like, but grown up.

[WePurrsevere]

13. It's obviously not written by a Freeper. It is well written & exhibits...

a much higher then Neanderthal degree of intelligence.

Hats off to the writer! :applause:

[ClintonTyree]

14. Jebus, what a crappy web-site.....

great poem though. :applause:
Poetry is not a freepers strong suit. In freep-speak none of the words rhyme. Why do they put up with Rim Job's crappy site? You'd think they would get sick of donating all the time and not having a single improvement to that terribly formatted piece of crap. Rim Job's laughing all the way to the bank, fleecing his flock. I guess they're too stoopid to notice. :dunce:

[northofdenali]

15. 'Twas not a bomb at the US Embassy in Iraq.............

'twas freeper heads simultaneously exploding upon reading this. :rofl:

[central scrutinizer]

16. Seriesly, that pome was HUGH

[saracat]

19. Read some of their stupid posts. They need to be reminded that 9-11

happened under this Bush cabal and that over 6,00 Americans have already been lost to terrorism(Including the WTC and Iraq!). So they don't need to worry about it happening under a Dem! gag!

[Wheezy]

20. I read this on DU last night somewhere--

I think the author is one of our own.
Bravo!

[MaggieSwanson]

21. Too funny. n/t

;)

[MissWaverly]

22. I want to add a stanza

I am the decider, Yes-sireee!
I decide who hava a vote in the land of the free
and when you tally up them votes then you will see
that each and every single vote, is a vote for me