Hu's on First (remember this one?)

[quiet.american]

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Source: James Sherman

[seabeyond]

1. radio station in amarillo texas was playing it this morning ripping

bush. then they say should of put cheney in and doing imitations ripping him.

amarillo texas on the radio., see how stupid bush is

[quiet.american]

2. In Texas! That's pretty amazing. I guess the aspens HAVE turned. n/t

[seabeyond]

3. i posted last night. newspaper headlines. u.s. lies about wmd's

was in the convenient store full of people. have already seen a headline attacking delay the rise and fall.... so i look at headlines now a days. i saw that and i say to son,.... look, bush lied about wmd's. can you believe, can you believe bush would lie t us. wow,.... bush lied. people were ducking there heads. i had just bought gas so cashier asks, how are you. 42 dollars for gas. what is that. 42 dollars. i have never paid 42 dollars for gas. by then most the store was bitching with me. i told husband that night, this is so much fun. no one could say anything to me with me reading headline from paper.

yes....

i do believe

things are changing even in the panhandle of texas

[benburch]

4. That was FUNNY!

And I could really see it happening.

[quiet.american]

5. Hello!

Me, too.

You know, there's not a day that goes by that I don't read or hear from all political parties that the country cannot survive three more years of Shrub, but I'm wondering just what this country is going to do about it.

[zbdent]

6. Hu's on Frist?

Ain't that a bit homoerotic?

;) Couldn't resist . . .