Hu's at the White House? (with apologies to Bud & Lou!)

[Career Prole]

Bolten: You can't play Legos today Mr. President. Hu's paying an official visit.

Bush: That's what I wanna find out.

Bolten: I said Hu's visiting today.

Bush: You know the fellow's name?

Bolten: Certainly!

Bush: Well then who's visiting?

Bolten: Yes!

Bush: I mean the fellow's name!

Bolten: Hu!

Bush: The guy visiting!

Bolten: Hu!

Bush: The official visitor!

Bolten: HU!

Bush: The reason I can't build a Lego democracy today!

Bolten: Hu is the reason there's no play-time today!

Bush: Now whaddya askin' me for?

Bolten: I'm telling you Hu is visiting.

Bush: Well, I'm asking YOU who's visiting!

Bolten: That's the man's name.

Bush: That's whose name?

Bolten: Yes.

Bush: Well go ahead and tell me.

Bolten: Hu.

Bush: The guy visiting.

Bolten: Hu!

Bush: My official visitor.

Bolten: Hu is the visitor!

Bush: Have I ever met this guy?

Bolten: Absolutely....he was here in May of 2002, and then you visited him last year.

Bush: Who?

Bolten: Well, naturally!

Bush: When we set a new trade deficit record, who gets the money?

Bolten: Every dollar. Why not? The man's entitled to it.

Bush: Who is?

Bolten: Yes. Sometimes he rolls it over looking to parlay it.

Bush: Who does?

Bolten: Yes.

Bush: I'm fixin' to fire you next, bubba...look, let's go meet who ya got.

Bolten: Yes sir, right away.



Bush Welcomes Hu to White House

Edit for gettin' one of the "Hu's" and a "who's" mixed up... :eyes:

[Squatch]

1. Hysterical!

[Career Prole]

2. Brewski! Yay!

Thanks! Is that for me?

(No, President That's coming next month.)

Who's coming next month?

(No, dammitall! Hu's the guy who just kicked over your nascent Lego democracy!)

It's your job to find that out! And when ya do I want him demoted to a real crap job! Make him trade rep to the heathen Chinee or somethin'!




ARRRGHHH! I can't stop now! :banghead:

[Karenina]

13. Meehoo with an Exactlywatt...

You gotta work the "Go away!" in there somehow! :rofl:

[madokie]

3. Its been a while since I've had as good of a laugh, if ever.

:kick: & recommend
it would be really funny if it weren't possibly true
on edit: I about forgot to rec.

[Career Prole]

5. Good!

I'm glad o' that! :toast:

[soup]

4. What?

:rofl:

[Career Prole]

7. What's the reason you invaded Iraq, Mr. President.

Dubya-M.D.'s

What W.M.D.'s?

Exactly!

[soup]

8. "I don't know"

Career Prole, I am crying I'm laughing so hard. This is priceless.

[Career Prole]

11. I don't know? That's the name of that leaker

..if I recall correctly. :rofl:

[SeattleRob]

6. Bud and Lou would be smiling! NT

[paparush]

9. No Legos today... LMAO!!!

[elvisbear]

10. That was great. Thanks for the laugh.

[file83]

12. Bush's legos are made in whose China? What? Hu?

[soup]

18. Giving this a "No. What's the reason he invaded Iraq." kick.

:kick:

[Az_lefty]

14. Brilliant !!!

:rofl: :kick:

[northamericancitizen]

15. Subtle and funny. Exactly what's bush lacks. K&R

[Mythsaje]

16. Excellent...

I was thinking along these lines yesterday. Quite amusing.

I'm a big fan of the original.

[Lugnut]

17. K&R

That is hysterical. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. :yourock:

[0007]

19. Very good!