Urgent Attention, DU CAPTIONers, Code Red, Repeat, Code Red!!!

[skip fox]

W. just got done saying: "No, wait. Don't go. Did you hear the one about the penguin, the rabbi, and the bobbysoxer on a desert island? . . . Huh? This'll crack you up. . . . Just listen for a second . . . Come on . . . Please?"

[underpants]

1. ...then dear we had a one handed President

:scared:

Does W realize WHO he is touching? :scared: that guy could buy and sell him.

[Catherine Vincent]

2. "Get your hands off me, you thief!"

[Ian David]

3. "So I said, 'How many is a Brazilion?" n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. "NO!!! Don't leave---I don't have any friends left. I threw Scotty out

on his ass, and Rovie's mad as hell at me! C'mon...PLEEEEEEEZE!"

[underpants]

5. Mister! Mister please! Wanna buy a newspaper?

Mister?

[lpbk2713]

6. "C'mon, boy. Let's go down to Wal-Mart."

"We'll look at all the "Made in China" labels."

[BOSSHOG]

7. Nice Material, My suits made in China too!

[Loge23]

8. Is that one those Hong Kong suits? (eom)

[Loge23]

9. Is that one those Hong Kong suits? (eom)

[Lasher]

10. "No, not Bill Gates again!"

"C'mere and let me get another photo-op. You're making me look bad, spending all that time with Bill Gates instead of me."

[XemaSab]

11. Hu: "YOU GO NOW!!!!!!11!!!!!"

[NRaleighLiberal]

12. Watch out...you'll step in that turd that Scotty shot out yesterday!

[underpants]

13. (W to himself) this'll be a great photo-op ME grabbin' one them illegals

The Minutemen'll love it

[madeline_con]

42. Best response, IMO.

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

14. Why ya wearing that cheap Taiwanese shit suit? I'll bet it tears with a

good tug.

[Ian David]

15. Our Decider-in-Chief is certainly no statesman and no diplomat

He's still an ignorant and clumsy drunken fratboy.

[Karenina]

43. Somebody tell me this is a photoshop!!! PLEASE!!!

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

[anarch]

50. unfortunately, no

and the whole world cringes in horror. Again.

[skip fox]

52. We don't need no stinkin' PhotoShop with W. around!

:)

[Karenina]

64. HOLY SHIT, Skippers!!!

Ya think folks got ANY CLUE what that photo will unleash? :hide:

[rucky]

16. I wouldn't recommend stage diving into the press corps

they won't catch you.

[underpants]

17. HEY! Does this tag say Made in Taiwan?

:scared:

[helderheid]

18. OK, now is it safe to cross the street?

[babylonsister]

19. Git yer bloody mitts off me, you creepazoid! nt

[underpants]

20. See if'n I'd been there I'da gone like -Get out of the way of that tank

That's what I'da done

[skip fox]

27. nice

:)

[dogday]

21. Get back here and speak damn it.... It's your problem

I have enough protesters already, I don't need yours....

[Blue Belle]

22. Whoa! Wait a minute... "The Decider" didn't say you could leave!!

:eyes:

[skip fox]

23. W is just ready to say, "Hey, buddy, where I come from it's 'Me first!'"

:)

[Demit]

24. I cannot believe that man. I simply cannot believe that fucking jerk. n/t

[skip fox]

25. W. is "imagining:" "Okay. Let's say I'm in this cafe noir film like back

in the thirties with Charlie Chan, only I'm like a good American guy who watches out for him and stuff, and he's about ready to step on a live grenade or something, and I grab him and . . . opps . . . Did I really do that? . . . In real life?. . . Geez."

[porphyrian]

26. "Hey, I'm a fucking piece of shit traitor!" - n/t

[peekaloo]

28. Hu go wrong way. Number 1 DimSon make correction in path.

[Dhalgren]

29. "GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMNED, DIRTY APE!"

Soylent Green is people!!!!!!!

[Mandate My Ass]

33. HAHAHAHA

a classic! :rofl:

[Dulcinea]

41. You beat me to it! eom

[Mad_Dem_X]

51. LMAO! Best one, IMO n/t

[skip fox]

30. W. is saying: "Hey, Bosco, you ain't going nowhere until my shoes

are shined. . . . Got it?"

[Efilroft Sul]

31. Bush: "I like Chinese food, but Hu needs to be fattened up before supper."

[IChing]

32. Sorry buddy we have a new immigration policy here

[SnowGoose]

34. I wish I could quit you!

apologies to Brokeback Mountain.

[paparush]

LMAO!! Good one!!

[skip fox]

35. W is ready to say: "Now you just wait a ricky-ticky-tacky second. I

got this new thing called forceful diplomacy I wanta try out. . . . What size saddle do you use?"

[skip fox]

36. W. is about to say, "Hey, buddy, I didn't mean 'YOUR momma,' I was just

talking about hot momma's in general while looking you in the eye . . . Honest I was. . . . Geez."

[Crankie Avalon]

37. "Yo! Don't you know I'm the president everyone wants to have a beer with?"

[Pryderi]

38. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

[Rocknrule]

39. "Oh my God, it's Jackie Chan!"

[skip fox]

40. W. is about to say: "Hey!!! That looks like my suit!! Where the hell

did you get it?"

[underpants]

44. HOLD ON! where you going? you weren't planning on attacking Pearl Harbor

again were you?

[Jigarotta]

45. You get your hands off me, that's what you are!

one of my fave Olive Oyl lines. ;)

[Oversea Visitor]

46. Poddle say

"GOD LORD, I am out of here "

:rofl: The President of the USA :rofl:

Cant he do a single thing right

Good Grief 3 more years

[Alcibiades]

47. Hu: "What do you do if an attacker pinches the elbow of your suit?"

"Would you kindly demonstrate, George? Very good. Now I grab his right elbow with my left hand and spin towards him, putting the attacker off-balance, and then I strike his chin with the heel of my right palm like so. Very good, you can get up now, George. Um, George?"

[pthalomarie]

48. "dude, you just stepped in it."

[jillan]

49. You need to stand HERE for the photo op, we need to look like

we're friends.

[zbdent]

53. "Don't walk away, it's a joke . . .

you see, I don't know is the name of the guy on third base, and . . ."

[skip fox]

55. " . . . I didn't mean HU's on first . . . I said, Who is on first . . .

See?"

[skip fox]

54. W. is just about to say: "Hey, Hu, don't step on a crack! . . . Geez . . .

Don't they know nothing where you come from?"

[skip fox]

56. W. is "thinking": "Hey, I'll bet it's one of those fake tear-away suits

that all those Korean porn stars use. . . . Hmmm . . . Let's see."

[negativenihil]

57. "I already told you, 'no i do not want to hold your hand', George"

[zbdent]

58. "No, this isn't right . . . you're a commie nation, you're Left of me

and I'm Right of you . . . so you have to be on the left, not the right . . . "

[skip fox]

59. W. is saying: "Psssst . . . Hey, buddy, . . did you know Valerie

Plame worked at the CIA? . . . I can't remember if I told you."

[vogonity]

60. "Yeah I know yer Chinese an' all but, and I like jokes too...

But what did you do in my coke? That was more than a eight ball mah slanty eyed friend..."

[skip fox]

61. W. is saying: "No, man, no . . . I never teach it, I mean I never touch

it . . . I'm cone stoled sober."

[Ex Lion Tamer]

62. Having failed at diplomacy, the President tried a different approach.

[Ganja Ninja]

63. No! I go before Hu go. I'm the decider!

:freak:

[MisterP]

65. Commie! Commie! I caught a Commie! (*slug*) Ow!!!

[izzybeans]

66. By the power invested in me by my momma I sentence you to die. Commie!

[skip fox]

67. W. is saying: "Aw, come on back. Let's try some more Trade Talks until

we get it right. . . . How 'bout everything in my right pocket for what you got in the glove compartment of your rental car? . . . Or how 'bout wives? . . . We could swap them out. . . . Or how 'bout Barney for a pound and a half of tea? . . . Or how 'bout . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[KansDem]

68. "Hey, dude! You wanna piece of me? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!?!

"HEY, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!!!"

Reposted from another thread...

[0rganism]

69. "Ah'm tha decider, and ah jes decided that's the wrong way, Hyuster."

In all seriousness, bush is a walking, talking diplomatic crisis.

[skip fox]

74. cute

:)

[Chiyo-chichi]

70. "Hey, wait a minnit. My mama told me that Hu Killed Cock Robin."

"You're under arrest!"

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

71. I like your suit. It's a nice suit! Where'd ya git that suit? Can ya git

ME one?

[MyNameGoesHere]

72. I just wish the

Chinese security detail would have cold cocked that pos. I am sure our SS <Secret Service, Storm Troopers whatever fits> would have surrounded Bush if Hu would have acted so callous.

[Pithy Cherub]

73. bush: "The Saudi's kiss me before leaving"...

:wow:

[skip fox]

75. Wow. One of the longest CAPTION threads I've seen!

Now the world can sleep well tonight!

[WinkyDink]

76. "Lemme feel your triceps, Huey!"