Oh Puhleeze....... "Bush: government research developed iPod"

[cyberpj]

Apple has long boasted of its culture of innovation, and how this led to such products as the original Mac and the iPod. However, it turns out that, at least in the case of the iPod, Apple had a hidden ally: the US government. During a speech at Tuskegee University, President (and iPod user) George W. Bush told his audience, "the government funded research in microdrive storage, electrochemistry and signal compression. They did so for one reason: It turned out that those were the key ingredients for the development of the iPod." While we have to gratefully acknowledge the efforts of government agencies such as DARPA in some of the fields mentioned by the President, we also feel obligated to point out the accomplishments of private companies in the US and abroad, including IBM, Hitachi and Toshiba -- not to mention the Fraunhofer Institute, which developed the original MP3 codec, and codeveloped (with Sony, AT&T and others) the AAC format used by Apple in the iPod. Still, we have to bow down before his Steveness; we knew he was well-connected, but until now we had no idea of his level of influence in the area of government research. Hey, Steve, while you're at it, why not get the government to resolve the display problems plaguing the next-gen video iPod? We're sure they'll get their best minds on it and fix it in no time.

http://www.engadget.com/2006/04/20/bush-government-research-developed-ipod/

[xultar]

1. I believe it did. Right after all the bullshit started there was a desire

to TUNE THE FUCK OUT of the madness.

[NYCGirl]

2. I believe that's a joke. A bad one, but a joke nonetheless. The tip-off is

the phrase: "They did so for one reason"

[MADem]

3. Holy shit, and they are getting on Gore about the net????

They did all this research in order to INVENT THE iPOD????

That's like saying we went to the friken MOON to INVENT TANG!

[central scrutinizer]

11. Gore only invented the internet, Bush invented the internets

clearly if one internet was good, multiple internets is way better

[RobertSeattle]

4. Start the Meme: W said he invented the iPod

They did it to Gore - pay back time!

[Beelzebud]

5. Bingo! Bush invented the ipod!

Hell, Bush invented mp3!!!

[JesterCS]

6. Well you know the classic 1984 Story

Oceania invented everything from airplanes on down. anything before Oceania wasnt invented ><

[Beelzebud]

12. Exactly! There was nothing before Bush!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. Bush invented the iPod!!

I like it!! :toast:

[Jack Rabbit]

7. That's as bad as claiming Al gore invented the Internet

. . . or claiming that Gore said any such thing.

[Pab Sungenis]

8. As was said elsewhere....

"Gore only invented the internet. BUSH invented the IPOD!"

[Ian David]

10. Everyone knows the first iPods were recovered at the Roswell crash siten/t