Bill Bennett World Fantasy Theater

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Saw this on DKOS:

Bill Bennett doesn't think the New York Times reporters who exposed President Bush's illegal wiretapping activities should have been awarded the Pulitzer Prize because "(They) revealed the existence of the (NSA) surveillance program---so people are going to stop making calls---since they are now aware of this---they're going to adjust their behavior." In the interest of understanding the neo-con knuckledragger mind, C&J takes you back before the Times story broke in today's episode of...

Bennett World Fantasy Theatre:



Terrorist 1: Hey-lo??

Terrorist 2: Hey, it's me! I thought we'd talk about our next bombing target against the American pigdogs!

Terrorist 1: Great! I have the secret plans right here.

Terrorist 2: So...what are we going to blow up today?

Terrorist 1: I thought we would... Hey, did you hear that?

Terrorist 2: I think so.

Terrorist 1: Do you think the Americans are monitoring our calls?

Terrorist 2: Ha ha, no! You're crazy! Wouldn't we have read about such a surveillance program in a major American newspaper? We are perfectly safe on this landline. Now, about our secret attack...



Terrorist 1: Hang on, someone's at the door.

Terrorist 2: Someone's at my door, too! Aeiiiiiii!!! American pigdog Michael Chertoff!! How did you know of our location?

Michael Chertoff (in white hat, chaps and spurs; pokes finger in terrorist's chest): Because, you terrorist scum, we have a little thing called the NSA. We've been monitoring your phone lines for days. It's a...a little secret of ours. And now, I think you and your terrorist friend on the other end `o the line are gonna spend the rest of your days in...

Terrorist 1: Don't say it...!

Chertoff: The POKEY. Book `im, Danno.

Terrorist 2: Damn you, George Bush and your secret eavesdropping program that we knew nothing about until just now! Damn you!!

Join us next time for another episode of...Bennett World Fantasy Theatre!

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/4/20/72923/5587