Here's what I think of the embarrassing muthafuckas in the WH

[xultar]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.... you embarrass me to the point where I just don't quite know how to explain it.

HOW IN THE FUCK do you greet a president from another country and INTRODUCE HIS COUNTRY BY THE WRONG FUCKIN NAME!!!!!

HOW IN THE FUCK do you greet the president from another country not just with the WRONG song but with the song of a country they are having issues with?

HOW IN THE FUCK do you greet the president from another country and put your muthafuckin chimpy ass monkey paws all over his nice suit?

How could this all be a mistake? HOW COULD THIS ALL BE A MUTHAFUCKIN MISTAKE PEOPLE?

HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP THIS MUCH AND THIS BAD AND IT NOT BE ON PURPOSE!!!!

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THE MUTHAFUCKAS IN THE WH ARE THIS DUMB. I JUST CANT. I JUST CAN'T. ASSHOLES YES. IGNORANT YES. STOOPID ABSOFUKIN-LOOTLY! BUT THIS DUMB.

I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS BEYOND THE LAST EDGES OF THE UNIVERSE FOR STOOPID.

CALLIN THE MANS COUNTRY BY THE WRONG NAME? PLAYIN THE WRONG SONG??? PAWIN HIM LIKE HE IS CHUCKY FROM CHILDS PLAY?

Help me here. I just don't get it. It has to be on purpose. I mean after all they are so perfect they had the fuckin NERVE to call Hillary a bad house keeper.

HELLO MUTHA FUCKAS....I suppose Hillary left the wrong paperwork on what to play for the Chinese Presidential visit also right?

ohhhh...... THESE FUCKIN ASSHAT RETARDS MAKE ME FUCKIN SICK TO MY STOMACH... I mean No Child Left Behind!!!!! GAWD DAMN! Are we trustin THESE FUCKAS TO RUN NCLB??? HELLO! Our President and his administration can't pass 5th grade fuckin History test!

I refuse to believe this. I mean come on. This is some BIG fuckin shit. THIS IS MORE THAN FIRING SNOTTY. I know they don't think we know which makes it even more stoopid. But what are the people in China sayin? I bet they want their fuckin money back. I bet they are pissed they bought a colony and the entire colony is stuck on stoopid.

OHHHHHHH I'M SO FUCKIN PISSED. The more I think of it the MORE PISSED I GET. I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM!!!

I hate the fuckas. Today was like no other day. Proof. I mean there has always been proof but this shit from today was like proof in the form of ex-lax with TNT attached.

ok...I think I got it out. Thanks Stellanior...maybe I'll be able to sleep instead of wrestlin with this shit.

[degreesofgray]

1. Muthafucking Recommended

!!!

[xultar]

43. Thank ya baby.

[babylonsister]

2. xultar, you expressed it better than I ever could have!

:hug: Now back away from the wine! J/K (and I don't mean John Kerry!). :thumbsup:

[xultar]

4. How did you know an adult beverage was involved????

[TomInTib]

7. 'sister knows all.

Didn't you know that?

[TomInTib]

6. Fork that! Killer rant, xultar!

If wine is what it takes, keep right on drinking.

That's what got me where I am today.

[stepnw1f]

3. No FUCKING AROUND!

nominated:P

[xultar]

39. Thank ya...but I just realised something. These guys are going to

hit Iran. IF they are this arrogant and don't give a shit there's nothing stopping them.

NOTHING. :cry:

[annabanana]

5. great rant!

sleep well
(nom)

[xultar]

41. Thanks. Nite nite.

[Postman]

8. I luv it. Thanks for the chuckles. I'm with ya.

eom

[xultar]

42. It's been a crazy day postman. If I don't laugh I'll cry.

[Lochloosa]

9. BEST RANT EVER

Front page stuff...

[xultar]

46. Front page of the sailor weekly...it's a little randy in the language area

Thanks.

Star Trek 2.0 is comin on!

[unblock]

10. dumb it down, professor! how do you REALLY feel?

:rofl:

great rant!

[xultar]

48. I wasn't sure if I really conveyed my true feelings but I think if people

happen to skim it they'll get the message.

Buhwawa! Thanks!

[DS1]

11. None of it was a mistake

They're just that arrogant.

[xultar]

I want to agree. I just can't believe it. They will bomb Iran. I'm almost

sure of it. I thought they had a sliver of something that would keeep the arrogance in check.

There's nothing there.

We are in some DEEP ASS TROUBLE.

[mtnester]

82. First thing my hubby said when I told him (and showed him) what happened

I said to him I could not believe they were that stupid...he said

"not stupid..absolutely on purpose...it was more subtle than giving them the finger in public, but that is what it was"

This from a man very reserved in giving his political opinions, but when he does, they are usually dead on.

Grabbing the man's suit sleeve like a common drab, announcing their nemesis's country's name instead of their own, and playing the wrong national anthem was in actuality this:




Oh, and remember this?


Or this?

[C_U_L8R]

12. TWICE

[xultar]

54. Merci!

[AspenRose]

13. Hooo, girl...you got into Stephanie Miller's box o' wine, didn'tcha?

That's ok...keep on keepin' on. :toast:

[xultar]

40. Sounds like I need to hang out with Steph. She and I love the grape.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

14. Ex-Lax w/TNT !!!!!

Rock On, Xultar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[linazelle]

15. It all gets to be a bit much every now and then. Good you let it out.

Now take of yourself and fuck them all. :hug:

[xultar]

36. I am. IT is just about bed time. Thank you...we need to take care

of ourselves to beat them in November.

[Ilsa]

16. K&R & emailed out. Too bad it can't be read over the airways.

Thsi shit that they do is so embarrassing that it makes me reconsider leaving the damn country. IT's one thing to fight the evil being done to this country by those assholes, but how do we counter this stoopid fucking shit in the face of other countries? How do we recover from this except with huge mea culpas and signing over our enslaved asses?

[xultar]

25. Ahhh I would love to leave but I'm sure no one would take me.

I'm an African-Murkin Female. No country want's black folk and they sure don't want none from here.

[kestrel91316]

104. Please don't leave. We need you here.

[gordianot]

17. I for one feel the same way.

We need at least 70,000.000 more who feel the same way.

[xultar]

55. Or we can just move to a country where they live and be in peace

and happiness for the rest of our lives.

[gordianot]

91. Not an option for me just too old and set in my ways.

In my inner core I am a rattlesnake and will bite when stepped on. If you find the "Lost Horizon" let me know.

Best wishes

[BrklynLiberal]

18. YOU GO GIRL!!!

Wow! Fantastic Rant! Loved it!
Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank Thank you Thank you
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :toast: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[xultar]

34. I'm glad it helped us both. I've been struggling with this all day today.

[Catherine Vincent]

19. Nice rant, xultar!

:thumbsup:

[xultar]

31. Thanks cat_girl25.

[SeaBob]

20. so when

When are you going to tell us what you really think? :)

[xultar]

24. I should really stop holding it in. Who knows. I wish I could be more

intelligent and edjumacated when I rant but I can't. They just make me so fuckin mad.

[bonito]

21. LOL, great rant !

What gets me, is when I hear these supposedly educated people refer him to be smart, I mean, man, talk about twisting ones nose in crap, that not only tops it, but there only fooling themselves as everyone with halve a brain can see.
Really, to make this man the president is indeed an insult not only to all of us here in the US, but to the entire world, witch goes to show how much they really care for anyone but their own self interest.

[xultar]

57. True but that is some big shit. I mean you really have to be a

psychotic fuck to not give a crap about anything to the level of fucking it up this bad.

Those people in the WH and in the adminstration must be psychotic. I didn't think they would hit Iran before today.

Now I'm almost POSITVE they will.

I didn't know they didn't care to the level that they do. They are barely human. They don't care about anything. NOTHING. This is some :scared: shit.

[malaise]

22. What happened today is unfuckingbelievable

It was either deliberate which is fucking lunacy or a fucking lunatic is in charge of this planet. Either way as long as this fucker is in charge this planet is collectively fucked.

[xultar]

27. I mean, I can't seem to process today's events. I just cant. My brain

is stuck on a cannot compute routine.

[babylonsister]

28. My brain has been stuck there for awhile.

It's wave after wave of mis-statements, fubars, shit that affects all of us, and they act like nothing's wrong. Well, GODDAMN IT, IT IS!

[malaise]

45. Like you the only word that comes to mind

is unfuckingbelievable because I cannot believe that State Department protocol could fuck up anything like this. That leaves me to contemplate that this was deliberate which is even more unfuckingbelievable. This is a real WTF day in history. How do you insult the head of a state to whom you are indebted $200B in such a manner.

Turn on John Stewart now.

Sp.

[WildEyedLiberal]

23. YOUR. RANTS. ROCK. MY. FACE.

:yourock:

[xultar]

33. I'm glad I could bring some rockin to your evenin'!

[fooj]

26. Excellent rant!

:bounce:

[xultar]

29. Merci, sorry there was so much swearing but I'm just pissed.

[fooj]

71. As well you should be.

This is a real keeper. Thanks.:smoke:

[Pacifist Patriot]

30. My stomach churned when I read this. I knew about the coat...

because of a photo thread here but I had not heard about the country name and song. Fuck!

[xultar]

32. IT was like a flaming shitfest of mistakes. I'm astonished.

[Pacifist Patriot]

35. I think I'm going to go curl up to McCullough's "1776."

I need a dose of enlightenment in the midst of this insanity.

[Booster]

37. Best mutha fuckin rant I ever read. And every word truer than the next.

[xultar]

51. Thank you! A fellow DUer encouraged me to clear my chest of the

crap. I'm glad she did.

[Booster]

69. I think you might just have encouraged me to rant my ass off too.

[xultar]

74. RANT BABY RANT!

[OzarkDem]

38. It was the Clenis's fault

:evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

44. They WANT to crash the dollar. They WANT to crash the economy.

When it happens, we will be at each others throats and they can impose martial law. The takeover will be complete. And the nation's natural resources will be plundered without delay or hesitation.

Ever hear of the island of Nauru? A small Pacific tropical island that was stripped of it's phosphates, it is now a dead, drought-stricken rock ringed by a mile of green and a bunch of electronic "banks". Welcome to the future of America under the final phase of the New World Order.

[xultar]

49. So they want China to call in the debt! Well they pulled it off.

I'd be like give me my fuckin money back!

[SeattleGirl]

47. Excellent fuckin' rant!

Recommended!

[xultar]

53. Thanks. I think I'm comin up to Seattle to live by you. My brother

lives up there. Then if some shit goes down I can jump the border into Canada.

[SeattleGirl]

61. You should! Canada is just up the road a bit!

:bounce:

[Pachamama]

50. They played the wrong anthem? Seriously? I only heard about Monkey boy

grabbing his sleave....

They are either absolute idiots and incompetent or they are twisted mofos....anybody mention to ole George that they own our asses? Anybody mention to ole George that unlike Iran, they actually DO HAVE NUKES? :banghead:

Actually, I'll answer my own question - they are both absolute idiots, incompetent and twisted mofos...

[xultar]

52. Yup, there is a story in LBN on it.

[Karenina]

78. CORRECTION:

They announced the anthem as the "REPUBLIC of CHINA" (Taiwan) instead of the "PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC of CHINA." Believe me, had they PLAYED the wrong anthem, Hu and his entourage would have walked.

[xultar]

84. OK, that makes me feel just an intsy bit better...

not.

[bleever]

56. Hey, I feel better too!

Thanks.

:)

[xultar]

59. I'm glad you do. I was really CRAZED over this whole thing this

afternoon. I still can't believe it. Thanks
Nite nite!
X

[MrScorpio]

58. You Rock, baby!

:yourock:

[xultar]

60. Ahhh why do I think of Berry white when I see your posts MrScorpio

:P

Thanks!

[Imagevision]

62. HU saw Gates before he went to the White House, no dummy!

Took care of Business before allowing time for the chimp.

[OhioChick]

63. That's a pretty damn good rant, xultar!

Couldn't agree with you more. :toast:

[Cleita]

64. Hey you're not holding anything back now

are you?

:rofl:

[Gregorian]

65. I love you!

You're so cute when you're angry.

YEAH! That's telling it like it is.

[Dinger]

66. I Wish I Could Nominate This More Than Once

Dayum xultar, I'd like to put this on a t-shirt and wear it on CNN as their new anchor!
Excellent rant - thanks!:yourock: :headbang:

[spuddonna]

67. LMAO!!

Thank you for expressing my exact thoughts on this so eloquently... All I could do was stare at my computer, with my jaw hanging open like this :wow: at the sheer idiocy and then I started gettin an eye twitch and felt the need to beat my head on the desk.:banghead:

I was going to work up to a nice concussion, but your post made me laugh so hard, I've decided to go get some aspirin and drink a small container of some intoxicating substance instead... cheers!:toast::beer:

[hopeisaplace]

68. ROTFL! Luvvvvvvvvvvvv this RANT!!!!

awesome! and YOU SAID IT!!!

Ditto to everything.


edit: have to add another ROTFLMAO to "they bought a colony and the whole colony is stuck on stoopid"
...hysterical! thanks.

[OxQQme]

70. You GO girl!!!!

Lay it ALL out there. Took the words right outa my mouth.
I'll kick this.
And e-mail it to several fence sitters.

[progressivebydesign]

72. That's one hot muthafuckin' rant!! SWEET!!! n/t

[samsingh]

73. conservatives are stupid and selfish

[loudsue]

75. Late nite here.....does anyone have a link to these stories??

I saw the one about the suit jacket jerk, but I haven't seen the ones about the anthem or the wrong country.

:kick::kick::kick:

[xultar]

87. Good thing...I've just been informed that they only announced the

wrong country. They played the correct song.

WHEW. For a moment there I thought the Bush Administration was really effed up. Now I know it.

[ninkasi]

76. Hey, Sweetie

I don't know how old you are, but I'm 63, and would be proud to have you as a daughter. You are so right, every single word is right, and we HAVE to speak out, all of us, in order to salvage what's left of our country.

Bush, and his whole administration, are the absolute worst thing that could have happened to America. So speak out, shout the truth, and let those who are not blinded see the truth.

My hatred for this whole Chimp fiasco is directed at the ones who destroy other's lives and the agony that will and is being felt, by those who have no voice, because of Diebold and stolen elections. We funnel more and more money to the already obscenely wealthy, and it's being squeezed from the poorest, and the middle class. The ones who benefit from this theft do not need the money, but have been made crazy with greed.

This country can't function too much longer under the current dubious leadership. Every single thing that once made America great is being crushed under the jackbooted feet of the 33% who still look on the worst president in our history as some great savior. We must find a way to look past whatever differences the Democratic Party has had in the past, and unite for one thing, and that is to gain control on one, if not both, houses of Congress.

This is not something that has to be done for America, but something that has to be done for the rest of the world, too. There has never been a greater risk to our democracy than now.

[xultar]

86. Hey mom! I'm 36! I'd love to have u as a DU mom cuz you're awesome!

[B Calm]

77. It's not just Pres. Chuckle-nuts, but the whole damn republican party

that's making this country the joke for the rest of the world.

[Sugar Smack]

79. Thank you for getting that off my chest.

:loveya: xultar.

[Sugar Smack]

80. And THIS is what I think of all that *read*------>

Bush is a noodle-wristed, megalomaniacal bucket of horse piss-
Prince Skidmark. President Pigfoot. King Fallsalot. Scabby McRugburn. Cancerous Earworm. Gutless Wonder. Spoonfed, sniveling waste of oxygen. Tricycle-riding daddy's boy. Goatfucker-in-chief. Lucy Lucifer. Sir Scabmagnet. Boiling vat of nothing. Prick. Drunken Busdriver. Mister Hankey. President Neverland. Prince Snootypants. Murdering Fucknut. Mister Rice. Captain Pockmark. Omega Man. Cockadoodie-Brat-in-chief. Mincing, brain-damaged cipher. Worst-Case-Scenario. Ass-head.

Shit-throwing monkey fucker. Asshat. Disgrace. Embarrassment. Assrot. Pus on the boil of a chimp's ass. Captain Veggie. President GermyLips. Scab-faced cretin stinkrot. Gunnysack of weasel shit. Buffoon of the highest order. Profoundly stupid, blazing infestation of crablice. His mighty, incompetent Loftiness. Brain-Dead Meathook. Sphincter-mouthed, pabulum-spewing King of the shitstorm. Slab-sided pasty-faced, pucker-butted, deplorable son-of-a-bitch bastard.

President Unholy Travesty. Giggling Murderer. Contemptible Piece of Trash. Pinheaded drug-addled Test Monkey. Shit-pantsed, apoplectic coward (thanx for 9-11, BTW). Contrary Little Slow-Witted Moron Fuck. President Foul. President Cokehead. President Horseshit-on-a-stick. Empty-Headed Shit-Shuttle. Prima-Donna Neanderthal. Stinkeyed Freak. Cartwheeling Purveyor of Death. Spluttering Lunatic. Ham-Handed Candy-Assed, Damnable Savage Madman. Bumbling, Slack-Jawed Vegetable. Dismal, Offensive, drooling Ratbag. Weevil. Kunkus. Punk.

Chucklehead. Captain Clusterfuck. Shit-on-the-boots of he Anthropoid Rabble. Dick. Coarse Aberation of Humanity. Sorry, Unfeeling, Unfunny Milquetoast Comedian. Lout. Sluggard. Uncouth Hillbilly. No-Account Clown. Lump. Muckworm. Diseased, Two-Hoofed, greased snake, Pestilent Botch-of nature Bastard. Impudent, indigest, pestilent, Deformed Want-Wit. Black-Livered and Black-Hearted nest of Maggots. Nightmarish, capering little Smirk-Eyed Night Crawler. Ugly, depraved Jackass trail of Cat-Sick.

[BlueEyedSon]

81. You into the shiraz again?

[xultar]

85. Well actually, yes. I needed a litle red to help me get some sleep.

I feel better knowing that they only announced the wrong country. The song was correct.

[BlueEyedSon]

90. Alcohol actually disrupts normal sleep architecture

[The Backlash Cometh]

83. Xultar, you found the soundbite to explain the last fifteen years of

Republican dirty tricks and this horrible road which they've led us down:


"STUCK ON STUPID"

[Alamom]

88. The best I ever heard and it needed to be said. Thank you ! eom

[Virginia Dare]

89. That would make an awesome rap song....

Good thing I've had my coffee this morning, you rock XULTAR.
:yourock:

[yodermon]

92. bwah!

"HELLO MUTHA FUCKAS....I suppose Hillary left the wrong paperwork on what to play for the Chinese Presidential visit also right?"

:rofl: :rofl:

[Vektor]

93. Best muthafuckin' post ever!

I laughed so hard I nearly shit my pants!

Thanks! :-)

[redqueen]

94. XULTAR I LOVE YOU!

"I bet they want their fuckin money back. I bet they are pissed they bought a colony and the entire colony is stuck on stoopid."

:rofl:

:loveya:

:yourock:

[populistdriven]

95. It would be soo awesome to see xultar ranting on bush in person

Is he making any appearances in your area soon?

:D

Never change xultar!

:kick: :dem: :woohoo: :applause: :patriot:

[SlipperySlope]

98. The RIGHT song?

Which is it? This post implies that they played the wrong song.

But I've read other places that they played the right song, and that the mistake was leaving off "People's" in the country name...

[RubyDuby in GA]

96. I don't think it's healthy to hold in your feelings like this

Just let it all out :)

I'm like you. Every time I really think about what they've done to this country, my language gets more and more foul. I'm worse than a drunken sailor who has just found out that he spent his last ten dollars on a disease infested crack whore. Yep, pretty bad.

[EFerrari]

97. Me, too. We call if Bush Tourette's n/t

[Sugar Smack]

99. kicking

:kick:

[Blue_Roses]

100. LOL!

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

101. Friday afternoon kick!!!

[Mr_Spock]

102. "PAWIN HIM LIKE HE IS CHUCKY FROM CHILDS PLAY?"

:rofl:

I like how you don't pull your punches there! :D

K&R - keep up the good work :D

[BrklynLiberal]

103. Saturday afternoon kick!

[degreesofgray]

105. Sunday afternoon kick

rant on, xultar!

[BrklynLiberal]

106. Tuesday afternoon kick