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1. Although it's a little know fact outside of Yolo county,

We present you with the Sensational Simian Citation on Be Kind to Chimps and Rhesus' Day. This has been awarded to outstanding subhumans by the primate studies department @ UC Davis for 30 years. Until you came along, we weren't even aware that the lower primates were capable of standing upright for more than 20 minutes! You're quite an interesting specimen and your mom should be proud.

There were quite a few in the running and in the end, Bobo the Singing bonobo and you were neck and neck. But our committee, after studying your facial expressions and the reaction of our Chimpanzee evaluators put you over the top. It was this photographic portrait that a plurality of Evaluating committee which they unanimously agreed clearly said," I can't believe I'm still here. Condie said I could have a hit @ three and that's more than 3 hours ago...I think", in perfect lowland chimpanese in an obscure rhesus dialect. The fact that you finally had dermabrasion on those knuckles didn't hurt.

so congratulations, Mr pResident and enjoy your 'reign" for the next 6 years. You'll be delighted to know that there are fabulous prizes, including but not limited to a years supply of butt wax and an all expense paid trip and stay on kong island and should the Americans agree, we can arrange to make a lifetime placement for you, complete with a 2 years supply of various bananas. As part of your fabulous prize package, you'll be whisked away for a fun filled night of dinner and entertainment at the San Diego Zoo, hosted by the Fabulous Freeper Kazoo Band and towing service. They graciously stepped in when the original host, Cheeta the Chimpanzee backed out when he heard that you were the winner. He hurried off the phone, mumbling something about having too much self respect.

Enjoy your prize, mr pResident and welcome to California...and now, go home as soon as possible and don't come back ever, you hear?




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2. Musta been a GPS chip in there somewheres.............

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