Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade

[dogday]

SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.

Alvarado was visiting two inmates serving 25 and 30 years when she was arrested. She now faces drug and weapons charges.

Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition

http://www.click2houston.com/news/8855692/detail.html

I have no words for this one

[blogslut]

1. i do

ouch

[Taxloss]

2. 10" by 4"?

Ow.

[sendero]

5. The average infant..

... is a lot bigger :)

[Taxloss]

10. Yeah, and look how much fun that is!

I don't see many women in labour in any condition to visit prisons ...

[hexola]

3. These big vagina women are getting away with murder...!!!

Ever see the "big vagina" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm?

[ET Awful]

4. In other news . . . Ron Jeremy was stopped by airport security

:evilgrin:

[dogday]

6. Ladies will be required to pass gynecological exams

before visiting inmates :sarcasm:

[xchrom]

7. gasp!

my other thought is -- well after i get done shaking the image out of my head -- is a handgrenade and marijuana?

setting off handgrandes isn't what i want to do after the ganja.

takes all kinds i guess.

[Atman]

8. She's not the first!

Twas a terrorist woman named Alice
Who shaped a dynamite stick like a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And half of her asshole in Dallas!

[dogday]

9. bwa-hahahahahahah

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Zynx]

14. LOL! I nearly pissed myself laughing to that one.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. "Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado . . . . "

I dunno, do you suppose it was her wide-based gait and difficulty with tandem walking, so to speak?

[aikoaiko]

12. big vagina girls make the

prison world go round!!!!!!

[Ian David]

13. Some people can turn ANYTHING into a bong n/t