Cheney' napping on the job... pic

[RedEarth]

Cheney takes a nap. “Vice President Dick Cheney gets caught napping yesterday as Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld and other White House aides leave a press briefing by President Bush and Chinese leader Hu Jintao. The veep’s people later insisted he was reading his notes.”

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/04/21/cheney-takes-a-nap/

Cheney must be dreaming of who he could shoot in the face....

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. reading his notes w/o his glasses??

[goclark]

2. He needs to "read his notes" at home

in bed.

Permanently!

[Tim4319]

3. He was counting the cracks in his eyelids!

[CatWoman]

4. Also acceptable is: "He just closed his eyes for a moment"

:rofl:

[QuettaKid]

6. Looks like Ariel Sharon. . . . no?nt.

.

[CatWoman]

16. pre stroke, or after?

:rofl:

[lectrobyte]

5. He is praying to the Dark Ones. Note Rummy's head bowed also.

[helderheid]

7. It's hard work.

[Virginia Dare]

8. The man is obviously very ill....

I hope he's in a whole lot of pain as well.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. "Convenient" narcolepsy

(This is NOT making fun of those who actually have narcolepsy!) Uncle Dickie is going to try to use this as an excuse in the Valerie Plame investigation---he's gonna say he doesn't remember anything about it because he fell asleep uncontrollably right in the middle of everything. "See? I have narcolepsy. I don't remember a thing." It's kinda like the mob guy (can't remember which one) who faked mental illness to stay out of prison. :P

[KatieW]

10. Yep, something like that or use it as an excuse to have him leave/retire.

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Or both!

He needs to get the hell out of office!

[benburch]

11. Not surprising. He is not a well man.

Why do you think a MASH unit follows him everywhere?

[TahitiNut]

13. He's just checking for leaks.

(Light leaks. Under his eyelids.) :silly:

[paparush]

14. Battery In his Defib must be running low....

What you can't see under the chair is a Trojan L16P, Deep Cycle, 805 amp/hr battery to WHUMP! him back to life as needed...

[benburch]

15. Seriously, doesn't he need that pacemaker replaced soon?

What is the lifetime on those? I recall when it was a replacement every two years, but I imagine they do better now.

[mtnsnake]

17. Give him a break. He's still tired from throwing out that first pitch

[malachi]

18. He looks like he's dead. Ah, one can dream.