Flash: President Hu makes speech, wows crowd with comedy, oppression -

[politicaholic]

April 21st, 2006
D.C. Little Nickle
Washington D.C. - President Hu Jintao spent the day meeting with American (aka - Republican) officials from both congress and senate yesterday. Many of them loudly and forcefully voiced their concern for President Hu's comfort, asking over and over again whether he needed a pillow or perhaps a lap dance.

Later on in the day President Hu and President Bush finally closed the doors on the press and the public for some privacy so that they could indulge in some hot President on President action. It seems the theme for this historic session was S & M. President Bush played the submissive, while President Hu strapped on the stiletto heals. After some vigorous negotiation they agreed that the safety word was "Iran".

It was a very diplomatic and focused exchange of ideas, expectations, and bodily fluids. President Hu taught new torture techniques to President Bush's delight. President Bush in turn promised to be "a good dog" and after a short recess decided that yes sir, he would like another.

The diplomatic summit came to a climax around dinner time. President Bush quickly exchanged his 'leather zipper mask of diplomacy' for the gift that was given to him on behalf of the whole Chinese delegation, a Chinese Armani knock-off with faux gold cuff links. President Hu also changed out of his leather bustier into the suit of undervalued U.S. Treasury Bonds specially made for that evening's dinner which featured roasted U.S. labor under glass, American dignity flambe, and ended with slow cooked Fulan Gong protester with pearl onions.

All those in attendance ate heartily, with only a few getting aches of regret, which was quelled by Alka-Seltzer in Kool-Aid.

[badgerpup]

1. I'm wondering...

...if there is any way to send a mass letter of apology, to President Hu. :blush:
We wouldn't apologize for Bush, he made his own gaffes, but we'd let him know that we, at least, were AWARE of the terrible discourtesies, inconsideration, and downright rudeness offered to a head of state and were deeply embarrassed by those representing us.
:grr:

[politicaholic]

2. I know, it's crazy right?

Apologizing for free speech!?!? No...dignity...what...so...ever. 40 years of communists being the enemy and then all of a sudden America is the lap dog?

Really attests to the Bush administration's "follow the strength of chicken hawks" stance. Pathetic.

[badgerpup]

3. I don't like the guy's politics either, BUT...

He IS the visiting head of state, and in our country.
Whether we like him or not, that warrants courteous treatment, in my book.
When Bush goes abroad, the populace is often less than pleased to have him there, but at least he is treated with respect and consideration by the other heads of state.
I'm just sayin'....
:shrug: