These Dipsticks will pump you dry!

[TexasLawyer]

Just out of curiosity, I typed in "gas prices" as a search on EBay.

Some of the products that our creative American minds are selling are pretty funny-- from the "Dipsticks" T-Shirts to the pamphlet that will let you "Learn the Secrets that Big Oil doesn't want you to know!"

Some of this stuff is fairly in-your-face anti-Bush. Who knew this was on EBay?


http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=gas+prices&category0=


A fine bumper sticker.


I have no idea what this one is getting at!


On a white t-shirt. Love the punch-line.


Lacking political content, but better than nothing.


Hands down FAVORITE EBay "gas prices" product. T-shirt that is sold with the following sales pitch:

THIS IS WHY GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH--LOOK WHO IS PUMPING US DRY!!!!!

RED, WHITE & BLUE?

GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH--WHY?

WHO DO WE BLAME?

MAYBE THESE TWO GUYS?

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A T-SHIRT THAT WILL BE WORTH ALOT OF MONEY ONE DAY. BECAUSE OF HOW THIS COUNTRY IS SO SCREWED-UP WITH COST OF LIVING, GAS PRICES, NATURAL DISASTERS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON---I DO NOT THINK ANYONE FROM THIS PERIOD OF TIME WILL EVER FORGET IT!!!!!!!!

"SO BID ON THIS BRAND NEW T-SHIRT AND OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY!!!!!"

THIS IS A BRAND NEW GRAY T-SHIRT -- DELTA PRO WEIGHT--X-LARGE----PICTURE AND SAYING ON T-SHIRT IS: TWO DIPSTICKS GAS & OIL "WE'LL PUMP YOU DRY!!!" BUSH AND RICHARD CHENEY WITH A GAS PUMP IN THERE HAND WITH A BIG SMILE ON THERE FACE. (WHICH THEY ALWAYS HAVE A BIG SMILE ON THERE FACE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SUCK OUR POCKETS DRY---TRUTH OR WHAT?)

[TexasLawyer]

1. Promise not to bid against me

on the dipstick shirt! Looks like he only has one!

[TexasLawyer]

2. so nobody likes my dipsticks?

whaaaa.