Bill Hicks: "My friends are totally divided on abortion."

[KyuzoGator]

Some of my friends, for instance, think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we going to come to a consensus? You ought to hear the arguments around my house!

'They're annoying!'
'They're idiots!'
'They're evil!'
'They're fucks!'

Brothers, sisters, come together. Can't we once just join hands and think of them as evil annoying idiot fucks? I beseech you!

- From "Rant in E-Minor"

[Kerrytravelers]

1. LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cspanlovr]

2. He was so good.

We could use his humor right now.
Whom the Gods love, they let die young.

[SupplyConcerns]

3. It's so bittersweet to hear his "The Elephant is Dead" bit

from Rant in E-Minor. The elephant came back from its graveyard, that's for sure.

[BloodyWilliam]

4. If Bill Hicks was alive today,

He'd fucking DIE.

Man, he thought Reagan and Bush Sr. was bad? He'd wake up and say, "What the fuck? Did Aldous Huxley and Margaret Atwood become kings of the fucking world?"

[KyuzoGator]

6. "The Elephant is Dead" is from Arizona Bay

Great bit.

"It must have been a Secret Service plot to keep me out of the country when Bush lost, to protect his eardrums when I shreiked with laughter."

[nashville_brook]

5. one of my all time favorite stand-up philosphers

there's a new DVD out, btw

[KyuzoGator]

7. Kick nt

[KyuzoGator]

10. One more kick nt

[Beelzebud]

8. I LOVE Bill Hicks. Such a shame he's gone.

[KyuzoGator]

9. "There's no fucking deficit, it's a fucking lie and a fucking illusion."

"Well, your leaders misspent your hard-earned tax dollars, so you the people now have to tighten your belts and we gotta start paying this back."

You know what would make tightening my belt a little easier? If I could tighten it around Jesse Helms' scrawny little chicken neck.

"Ah, I feel better about the sacrifice right now! You fucking tobacco-pushing motherfucker! You are the worst fucking drug dealer in the fuckin' world. you scrawny, right-wing, fear-mongering sucker of Satan's cock! You suck Satan's cock, you fuckin' chicken-neck little fuckin' cracker!"

I'd tighten my belt if that were the case. I'd eat baloney for a week, I'd sacrifice.

- From "Rant in E-Minor"



I miss Bill Hicks SO MUCH right now.