QUESTION: Can you name ONE of his duties Bush** hasn't totally fucked up?

[benburch]

I can't, but I can imagine that there might be one of his Presidential duties that he hasn't totally fucked up. Like maybe something he has only fucked up slightly?

Any ideas?

I will say he is the most feckless, mendacious, truculent "President" I can think of, but I wonder, does he still have room to get worse?

[shenmue]

1. Well, there's...

uh...and then there's, uh...and what about...

:dunce:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. I was gonna say

that he can wipe himself without getting it all over ...........

Naw. That was Claude Allen's job.

I guess no one's wiping him now.

Babs?

[yewberry]

3. He pardoned a turkey without killing it.

(Sorry, that's all I've got.)

[benburch]

8. Hmmm...

Pardoning one of his own kind... I guess that might count.

[hippiechick]

4. He's made corporate America very, very wealthy.

:puke:

[Flabbergasted]

7. Amen to that Hippie! You're right on! Lets CELEBRATE!

[hippiechick]

17. uuhhh ...

:shrug: I don't get it ... :hi:

[Flabbergasted]

20. Me either!

[unblock]

5. truculent. good word for the bastid-in-chief!

[benburch]

9. I love words Freepers have to look up.

And could never spell.

[unblock]

12. "whaddya mean there's no 'k' in 'truckulant'?"

:rofl:

[benburch]

27. And they think "feckless"...

can be cured with Viagra.

[unblock]

30. lmao!

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

6. AFAIK, the Do Not Call list is the only thing that's gone even 10% right..

for gw.

Some legacy, huh?

[benburch]

16. How much did he really have to do with that, though?

Other than signing it. (Like he has signed EVERYTHING.)

[BlooInBloo]

18. Not sayin it was a Herculean task...

... just tryin to answer your question as best I could.

Sorry if it didn't work for ya.

[benburch]

26. No, you did fine!

It's all good.

[BlueEyedSon]

10. Arguably, he is doing his job perfectly.

Rewarding his corporate/ruling elite supporters with tax cuts, corporate welfare & no-bid contracts.

Destroying the middle class

Draining the treasury

Beginning endless wars

Accelerating the destruction of the environment & destabilizing the middle east, hastening the "Rapture"

Did I miss anything?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Embarassing America wherever he goes? n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

47. Probably irrelevant, although making the US look bad may have economic

consequences that benefit the "cheap-labor conservatives"

[Duer 157099]

11. Sure. The total destruction of America.

Now one could debate whether that was his duty, but clearly it was his agenda.

[porphyrian]

13. He gets most of them right.

He isn't that old yet. There was the time he thought it was a fart...

Oh, you said "duties." Nevermind.

[kestrel91316]

14. Ok, let me think a minute............

hmmmmmm..............

Still wracking my brains...........

just a minute................

uhhhhhh.................NOPE.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

19. I'm afraid I could give you 24 hours to think of something

and still it would be impossible to come up with anything. Nice attempts at trying, though. :toast:

[neoblues]

21. He actually IS PERFECT!

From the perspective of what's good for America, Americans and the world, he actually is perfect. A PERFECT SCREW-UP.

Of course, almost everything he does is intentional--which makes him a near perfect anti-American terrorist, criminal, destroyer. Destroyer--for he truly has all but destroyed our country for the forseeable future. He is the single most incredibly harmful human being to have ever held power in our country (which puts him well into the running for the most harmful man to ever live--though he's not yet close to the top of that list (he'd have to accomplish the genocide of millions--but I wouldn't put it beyond him, at least not if he gets the chance)).

[Ioo]

22. His Tasks at the Army Navy Games?

I think he showed up and did his thing without f'ing it up.

[sarge43]

23. Well

he hasn't been caught with a live boy or dead girl in public ... yet.

He hasn't mooned another head of state ... yet.

[Jack Rabbit]

24. No.

At least Reagan was good at being the national master of ceremonies.

[Doc_Technical]

25. As far as I can remember...

..he has done the "Laying the wreath at the tomb of the Unknown
Soldier" routine without making a complete ass of himself.

It's not much but that's all I can come up with.

[Arkansas Granny]

28. Well, if travel is one of his duties, he's got that one in the bag.

I can't recall another President who spent so much time on the road and out of the oval office.

[Norwood]

29. hmmmm.

After much thought and deliberation, nope I cant think of a single thing that he hasnt fucked up! Not a single thing.

Pick something, anything and chances are he's fucked it up or will!

[TheCowsCameHome]

31. Shhhh - I'm thinking. This could take some time.

Nope, not a one.

Sorry.

[jdadd]

32. Uhhh....How about

Cutting brush on the Ranch...

[Arkham House]

33. Maybe one: none other than Paul Krugman said that--

--that guy he named to replace Greenspan at the Fed, whatshisname, was a good choice...probably the best we could have gotten from any GOP President...so, *maybe* he gets some credit for that...certainly nothing else...

[opihimoimoi]

34. Waste...he hasn't fucked it up....he made it grow.....

[nevergiveup]

35. He let John McCain kiss him in public

I thought it was very gracious of him. If he had refused or rejected the Senator it would have been rude. Does this count? Oh wait, was it the other way around? Did Chimpy kiss McCain? Well, I guess it doesn't matter.....such public displays of love and affection by our leaders are refreshing. :puke:

[benburch]

37. He also let McCain drop to his knees and suck his presidential dick.

And even helped him wipe the spooge off his chin afterwards!

What a Gentleman!

[KyndCulture]

36. He picked out a nice piss colored rug for the oval office...

that's all I got.

[benburch]

38. Makes it easier to clean up when he has his "accidents"...

...from being passed out drunk.

[vikegirl]

39. Barney is one damn fine Scottie.

Despite being raised by someone who's IQ is 60 points lower than his.

He's so smart, he even runs from his master!

[KyndCulture]

41. We know Barney's a democrat being held hostage

[vikegirl]

44. You're right.

Remember, at Xmas Barney took the red ornaments and replaced them with blue ones!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/2004/barneycam04.wm.v.html

[stevietheman]

40. He makes punctual daily deposits into the Oval Office commode.

Beyond that, can't think of anything.

[TheCowsCameHome]

43. More than likely makes withdrawls..............

[benburch]

46. No, you misinterpret...

When he has his face in the commode, he's not making a withdrawl...

He just made the mistake of beer before liquor. :puke:

[Island Blue]

42. He hasn't killed Barney ...

as far as we know.

[vikegirl]

45. Not for lack of trying....

[Arugula Latte]

48. Well, from President Harding's perspective,

Bush did knock him off the number one slot on the "Worst President in Modern History" list.

[benburch]

49. Good point!

[rucky]

50. The "Do Not Call" List

the only worthwhile thing he's done in his miserable existance. even if he just signed the bill, I'll give him that & only that.

[TheCowsCameHome]

51. He's on the "Do not call" list when he's needed- he's off vacationing

or bike riding, or generally hiding in time of crisis.

[benburch]

52. I would argue that those are the times...

...when he is fucking up the country the least!

[TheCowsCameHome]

53. I have to agree. Better he's out of the loop.