A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation (Sick Leave joke)

[Omaha Steve]

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three," and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most talented of us three," and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror…

[xchrom]

1. um....er....nt

[Book Lover]

2. Holy cats, Steve, I thought you were better than this (nm)

[Gman]

3. LOL! From the husband of a blonde!

Can't wait to tell her!

[monmouth]

4. LOL, from a blonde....n/t