Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

[madrchsod]

Run time: 02:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504   Posted on YouTube: March 25, 2007 By YouTube Member: areyoustilllistening Views on YouTube: 1079190   Posted on DU: March 30, 2007 By DU Member: madrchsod Views on DU: 1163

 
i do`t think i have ever seen anything so utterly stupid in my life......

"The video explains that evolutionists claim that energy plus matter sometimes results in the creation of life. But since no one has ever found spontaneously-generated life in a jar of peanut butter, that means that matter plus energy from the sun couldn't have caused life on Earth. That's a grand piece of thinking!"

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/30/peanut_butter_dispro.html


here is this guys website--> http://www.khouse.org/


here is the wiki entry -->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Missler


and some interesting comments-->http://scienceblogs.com/mikethemadbiologist/2007/03/creationist_sez_peanut_butter.php

[sasha031]

1. so many nuts

not enough jars.

[BeyondThePale]

2. what a fucking idiot...

I hope the rapture occurs soon so that idiots like this will be taken away...

[Lost-in-FL]

3. BWWWAAA!!!!!

:spray: :rofl: I won't eat PB again in my life cause I might choke on it because of this video!!!

[Buzz Clik]

4. Oh my god! These knuckledraggers are totally uneducated.

"Evolution states that life can be created..." Ass hat. Evolution is what happens after life starts.

Seriously, these fundies are so fucking stupid they cannot even begin the conversation without saying something ridiculous.

[Wilber_Stool]

5. That reminds me of something.

I haven't been to FSTDT latley. Wish me luck.

[Dogmudgeon]

6. What the hell?

It's gettin' mighty weird in these here parts.

I just hope the Mother Ship hain't left without me.

--p!
(A.K.A. "Zeke" the Alienated Alien)

[EdwardM]

7. So is peanut butter supposed to evolve into a monster before I open it?

Must have missed that in Science class.

[wtmusic]

8. he's right

except that he'd have to open 3.151678 x 10¹⁷ jars of peanut butter and examine every molecule to find it.

May he spend the rest of his days doing just that.

[AlinPA]

9. These are the people who are running this country!

[zbdent]

10. Give me an infinite amount of resources and an infinite amount of time

and come back in a while and see what I come up with ...

Really ... if we're all alone in the universe ... it's really very sad ...

[Nomad559]

11. Have you seen this video?

The Atheists Nightmare - Banana

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2722260

:rofl:

[Island Blue]

12. I found tiny white bugs

in a box of previously unopened raisins once. Does that disprove this idiot's theory? :rofl:

This video along with the one of Kurt Cameron and some other dude doin' the nasty with his hand and a banana (also to "disprove evolution") are at the same time hilariously funny, and tragically sad.

[Warpy]

13. The antidote was posted over at the atheists' group

http://www.royzimmerman.com/index.php

"Creation Science 101"

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. Thanks Warpy. I'll take credit for that! Zimmerman is funny and to the point.

n/t

[classof56]

14. I'm sure I'll never look at a jar of Jif the same....

Just when I thought I'd heard it all! Words fail me...

[Neoma]

15. Huh, it's not loading for me.

[angstlessk]

16. I would put money on the odds that, if all life except one jar of PB

was extinguished from earth tomorrow...that jar of PB would produce life given the time and conditions required.

[alfredo]

18. That video caused my IQ to drop 30 points.

[MisterApologist]

19. Peanut Brain

This guy was nuts!