I heard this song recently on a PBS show about the Marx brothers and I immediately thought of the Republicans now that they're in the minority. With ever so slight modification I think this should be their new theme song. Heck if I knew how to do so I'd make a video using this song as a background and find clips of Republicans talking about the stimulus, etc that the Dems have proposed. :D
Here are the lyrics:
I don't know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I'm against it.
Your proposition may be good,
But let's have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And even when you've changed it or condensed it,
I'm against it.
I'm opposed to it,
On general principle, I'm opposed to it.
He's opposed to it.
In fact, indeed, that he's opposed to it!
For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night to morn,
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And I've kept yelling since I first commenced it,
I'm against it!