FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

[Turborama]

Run time: 02:07 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c   Posted on YouTube: February 12, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: February 12, 2009 By DU Member: Turborama Views on DU: 5393

 

[HopeHoops]

1. LOL!!! "You know what its like to be around these people? Its pretty fuckin' annoying."

[hobbit709]

2. You got it.

[Pharaoh]

3. That is Fucking Funny!

K&R

[Blaze Diem]

4. People Like TATIANA...!!!! ahgggggggggggg (American Idol)

She can sing, but I wonder if she's not there just for the drama, she's gotta be a 'plant'.

She is annoying to the point of just turning the channel.

Some people NEED 'Despondex'...How long before they find a profitable market for this.

How funny..thks for this post.

[pipi_k]

11. eeeeeeekkkkk!!!!

That's the unfortunate part.

She can actually sing.



And that Nick/Norman guy too. I was glad he wore a suit and decided not to act like a spazzoid on last night's show. He's another one with a great voice but he makes me want to choke him when he's acting like a buffoon.

[LiberalFighter]

19. Julianne Hough is one that is one that annoys the hell out of me with her chirpiness.

[Turborama]

22. LOL I know EXACTLY what you mean!

She has to be a plant, their motives are so transparent with some of their choices.

By the way, did you see that the way she reacted was 'switched on' after she glanced at the camera?

I like Normal Gentle, though. I thought he was hilarious during the 1st audition and he'll make for good live TV, IMO.

[balantz]

5. Funny stuff! Thanks for the laugh! n/t

[undergroundpanther]

6. I want to send this to my therapist!!

Heheheee..Loved it!

[Mother Of Four]

7. AIGH-!

I squeal...say "Cool beans" and overhug my friends!~

I need to call my Dr!~

[Azooz]

8. I need a ton of those, please

"Dr. Hook Everybody Loves Me lyrics"

Everybody must be on drugs, in this town
Or maybe there's a strange new bug that's been going round
'Cause people are all smiling and waving as I go by
Everybody loves me but I don't know why

It used to be a kind face was a rarity
But now I got friends coming out both ends just to visit me
But it don't make sense 'cause my confidence has been destroyed
Everybody loves me but I'm paranoid

What ever happened to the cold cruel world I used to understand
When every road was paved with wet cement
Back when if I was hanging off a cliff you'd be walking on my hands
Somebody please tell me where all the good times went whooo

Every time I needed something, no-one'd ever give me nothing, it'd never fail
I had to sit right down and write myself a letter just to get mail
But now my ears are singing from the damn ding-a-linging of the telephone
Everybody loves me but I'm comin' home

What ever happened to the cold cruel world I used to understand
When every road was paved with wet cement
Back when if I was hanging off a cliff you'd be dancin' on my hands
Somebody please tell me where all the good times went whooo

Every time I needed something, no-one'd ever give me nothing, it'd never fail
I had to sit right down and write myself a letter just to get mail
But now my ears are singing from the damn ding-a-linging of the telephone
Everybody loves me but I'm comin' home


http://www.lyricstime.com/dr-hook-everybody-loves-me-lyrics.html

[libodem]

9. I wonder if it would work

on those dreadful morning persons, you know the type, who get up at O'dark thirty, because they like to, and are effing happy about it. (very funny video)

[Kind of Blue]

13. It might. I'm one of those dreadful people.

:rofl: In high school, a classmate who I thought was a pretty cool chick said to me once when I said hi, "You're always so f***king happy." I was crushed and realized for the first time that my natural state of being was annoying to some. Now, as an older chick, I say to hell with it and take Joy in life with a passion.

[I Have A Dream]

14. Good for you, Blue.

Ya gotta be what ya gotta be. :thumbsup:

:D

[Kind of Blue]

15. Thanks, IHAD!

:rofl: :rofl: keep on smilin' :)

[GOPBasher]

10. God I love the onion! n/t

[psychmommy]

12. i am that person. hahaha

my family will testify that i need despondex. my coworkers were just forced into a baby shower because of me and the guest of honor wasn't even there. i am horrible. i am smiling as i type. hahaha.

[valerief]

16. LOL!! nt

[ihavenobias]

17. Hilarious.

K & R

[PatrynXX]

18. Thats the Onion

Read that when it was still printed in Madison WI before someone hijacked it and took it to the big city. :(


But still funny here and there.

We'd just sent one about groundhog day from last year. http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/oh_shit_what_day_is_it

[zanne]

20. That is adorable.

I sent it to about a dozen people. Some of them are insufferably optimistic, so this might help them.

[Unca Jim]

21. The Gem, though...

was "The Natural Way to Feel Shitty"!