CNN - "Penis Being Served on Northwest Airlines"

[DainBramaged]

Run time: 00:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ajv_Db-_g   Posted on YouTube: February 17, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: February 19, 2009 By DU Member: DainBramaged Views on DU: 3647

 
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[swag]

1. It's nice that customer service is again becoming a priority.

[DainBramaged]

3. I wonder if the penis is roasted?

:rofl:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. Corn Dog variant?

On edit: I get the sense that Peanut allergies are somehow fashionable. Like the new black.

[frazzled]

14. Hey, peanut allergies are real

I started having adverse (like you're going to die) reactions to peanuts when I was in graduate school in the late 1970s. Thinking it must be in my head, I would try once a year or so to ingest a small amount (one miniscule bite of a peanut butter cookie, say)--and I'd be on the floor writhing within the hour. Anything cooked in peanut oil would cause me to have violent flu-like symptoms: dizziness, disorientation, intense painful stomach distress, and and terrible nausea. Fortunately, no closing off of the airways.

It was all so awful that I have not gone near a peanut in over 30 years now ... and I get really pissed when I'm on a 4 1/2 hour flight and the only snack they have to offer is a bag of peanuts. They can't keep a little bag of pretzels around?

Have a little sympathy for us peanut-sensitive folks.

[DainBramaged]

18. I never knew anyone who was penis-sensitive.............

This thread is about a humorous interlude on the TV. Thanks for sharing your horror stories.

[frazzled]

27. Yo, the post I was responding to stated peanut allergies were merely a fad

It wasn't about penises ... but if that's all you can think about, keep on diddling.

[DainBramaged]

35. Start your own thread then........

[tblue37]

24. Some years ago here in Lawrence a 5-year-old girl died

from a peanut allergy.

I suspect that with all environmental toxins, people are ebcoming sensitized to allergens in ways they never were ebfore.

[AlbertCat]

29. ebcoming sensitized to allergens in ways they never were ebfore.

How do you know peanut allergies haven't been around forever? Man only ate peanuts in large quantities very recently (if you think of the entire history of man). And before the 19th century, deaths from such allergies may have been attributed to something else.

Salmonella in your peanuts is something altogether different, y'know.! (It's criminal)

[DainBramaged]

34. In the Fifties, Sixties and Seventies peanut allergies and ADD ADHD were unheard of

But this is a HUMOROUS thread about penises, why not start a peanut allergy thread on your own time? :eyes:


Thread hijackers, got to love them.

[DainBramaged]

39. Did she die of a penis allergy? This thread is about the penis, not the peanut.

[jobycom]

5. And are the in the shell or sliced out of it?

[bulloney]

17. I'd like an order of thighs with that.

[Matariki]

45. Nope. Peeled.

[jobycom]

2. Wonder what the cue cards were saying. "Nuts on Northwest Airlines!"

:rofl:

[backtoblue]

26. such a wirdy durd

:popcorn: cheap entertainment: priceless

:rofl:

[JI7]

6. is this why she told Wolf something about having Skittles in her mouth

[kirby]

7. She is technically correct...

Georgia is the top penis producing Capital of the country.

Gingrich, Price, Chambliss, Isakson, Gingrey, Kingston...

[politicasista]

8. LOL!

:rofl:

[jb5150]

28. Not penis.........

they are called..............pricks

[unapatriciated]

31. lol

:spray: :rofl:

[Lasher]

9. This was on Countdown last night.

KO said, "See, a little peanuts never hurt anybody." I love it when you can hear the camera crew laughing.

[mmonk]

10. Well he has to take commercial flights or private jets now since he can't

fly on Air Force One anymore.

[rrneck]

11. When I saw the

caption line I expected there to be an image of Rush Limbaugh being being served a meal.

[Left Coast2020]

12. Pardon me, but do you have any Gray Puppon?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oldenuff]

13. Perhaps she

has a hot date lined up,and has her mind on something else?

[jeff30997]

15. Lol! What a Freudian slip,

I bet that she made a vow of chastity to her dad at a Purity Ball and thought that it was a forever

thing and after all these years she's getting pretty horny. :rofl:

[Enthusiast]

16. She has penis on the brain.

It happens.

[FatDave]

37. Thankfully, they have corrective surgery for that now.

[Best_man23]

19. I've flown on Delta many times

Penis must be a Secret Menu item, kind of like at In-n-Out.

[olegramps]

20. Are they Low cal, non-salted penis?

[orbitalman]

21. Penis, Peenuts, or Both?

I heard it!!!

[L0oniX]

22. So Georgia is the top penus producing state ...I knew there were a lot of dick heads from there.

:evilgrin:

[ehrnst]

23. I suppose Penis M&Ms served on Northwest will melt in your mouth not in your hand?

Sorry.

Could. Not. Resist.

[CoffeeCat]

25. I heard that it will only be served on one flight...

...Northwest flight 69, out of Chicago (the Windy City).

[bagrman]

30. Nice control she didn't even crack a smile.

[go west young man]

42. She keeps a straight face the way they all seem to when they are

feeding us propaganda. No flinching during the act whatsoever.

[KansDem]

32. Is there a vegetarian version? (nt)

[jeff30997]

40. But of course !

:rofl:

[Seldona]

33. Kudos to her for holding a straight face.

I'm surprised the crew weren't laughing. I would have been, but I wear my heart on my sleeve. I don't play poker. lol

[Robeson]

36. Sounds like Anthony Bourdain and Andrew Zimmern have a new...

...favorite airlines.

[FatDave]

38. For the first time ever...

...I'm glad my wife is afraid of flying.

[ihavenobias]

41. That's either the best or worst headline ever.

;)

[DainBramaged]

43. Penis with a bright blue scrotum

[Heftheplayboy]

44. Reminds me to take the train

bleh.

[OneBlueSky]

46. they say it's delicious with a light bearnaise sauce . . .

the proper blend of egg yolks, shallots, tarragon, butter, vinegar, and sometimes white wine and chopped chervil adds a tasty zest to an otherwise pedestrian protein . . .

leftovers make great sandwiches, too . . .