"I could break Sean Hannity just by giving him a middle seat in coach"

[dave123williams]

Run time: 05:25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdkEHIjsXQI   Posted on YouTube: May 10, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: May 10, 2009 By DU Member: dave123williams Views on DU: 2793

 
Some real gems from Wanda Sykes at the Correspondent's dinner last night...

[Captain Hilts]

1. Now that's funny! nt

[Swede]

2. "The man has to rescue a country that was abused by it's previous owner,

let him have a fresh start,with the dog."

[eleny]

3. Keith will have a good time with this one tmorrow

He seemed to enjoy it last night.

[L0oniX]

4. I'm gonna rob a bank and pay off my CC's ...great idea.

K & R

[slay]

5. That was really great!

Wanda did way better than I thought she would. I'm surprised that audience was so tame/easily offended. I fuckin laughed my ass off!!! :rofl:

[pam4water]

6. Wanda was great. I love the interaction between her and Michelle. Tough croud.

What was with all the sympathy for Limbaugh.

[Overseas]

7. I loved this joke too !! //nt

[gblady]

8. uh.....

I don't get the sitting in the middle seat of coach joke.
Could someone explain?

[RedCloud]

9. Not elitist enough for Hannity?

To sit with the common folks?

[eirteacher]

10. Hannity is a God Damn Punk

Hannity is a God Damn Punk. He would crack under torture from Wanda Sykes. By putting him in a middle seat in coach, he would have to sit with the common people and there would be no leg room. He would crack in less than ten seconds.

[wroberts189]

11. When you get stuck between 2 other seats on both sides in an airplane

Its cramped and hard to get out to go the bathroom or get something from your luggage etc

[progdonkey]

12. it's uncomfortable and "common"...

Basically, it's something that a large number of the common people "endure" on flights every day, but to a privileged prick like Hannity--who's accustomed to flying First, when he's not in a private jet--it would be unbearable torture to not only be in coach, but to be in the seats that even the commoners hope to avoid. Not because they're horribly unbearable, but because they're just little less comfortable than the seats next to them.

But that'd be enough to make Hannity squeal like a stuck pig.

[tclambert]

13. With a fat guy on one side and a crying baby on the other,

Hannity would beg for waterboarding. "Drown me! Drown me! Oh, Lord, my elbow touched a middle class person!"

[Kajsa]

15. Coach seats usually provide enough

room for a medium sized six year old child.

If you have the middle seat, there's even less space.

To say it's cramped is an understatement.

[EnviroBat]

14. Poor little Glen Beck looked mighty uncomfortable.

What a pud...