TIGER WOODS & JOHN BOEHNER: Ho, Ho, Ho

[Ian David]

Run time: 02:01 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXBC5l1LbRA   Posted on YouTube: September 27, 2010 By YouTube Member: BlueAmericaPac Views on YouTube: 20   Posted on DU: September 27, 2010 By DU Member: Ian David Views on DU: 971

 
They’re golf partners... But that’s not all they have in common...

Fans the world over love Tiger

Lobbyists throughout the business world love John Boehner!

Tiger has $100 million in career earnings and millions more in corporate sponsorships.

John has $32 million in career special interest contributions, and has taken hundreds of thousands more in corporate jet travel and special interest golf junkets!

Tiger is notorious for his indiscretions.

John is notorious for HIS indiscretions-- like handing out Big Tobacco checks to Republicans on the House floor!

Hey John, get a room!

On golf trips, Tiger brings along romantic interests.

On golf trips, John inappropriately brings along special interests-- like Jack Abramoff!

Tiger Woods is a three time champion of the British Open.

John Boehner is the tireless champion of British Petroleum, and said BP should be bailed out by US taxpayers for the Gulf spill.

Tiger is a billionaire.

John’s loves billionaires-- more than his own constituents!

Tiger skips lots of tournaments.

John skips out of work a lot and hits Capitol Hill bars with lobbyists.

But there’s one thing above all that Tiger Woods and John Boehner have in common:

Tiger, we were all shocked to learn, is a man ho.

John, we have all long known, is a corporate ho.

John Boehner and Tiger Woods.

HO HO HO!

[DemocraticPilgrim]

1. It's a classic ad and of course he means hoeing the lawn and weeding out every cent.

[greiner3]

4. See post #3.

[ezdidit]

2. Justin Coussoule For Congress !!!

[markbark]

3. I'm SHOCKED

that you would sully the reputation of "working girls" by comparing them to these two venal cads!
:evilgrin:

[herbm]

5. And that smiling goof(Boehner, this time) doesn't even make bones about it. I think he'd turn Dem

to keep his seet. His platform is getting over.

[denimgirly]

6. But Tiger Woods is Black -- Republicans hate Non-Whites...This must be fake.

Since when do republicans like blacks? wtf?!?