Don't Touch My Junk (the TSA Hustle)

[alp227]

Run time: 02:43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEMRSp7vaY   Posted on YouTube: November 19, 2010 By YouTube Member: TheHealthRanger Views on YouTube: 9568   Posted on DU: November 20, 2010 By DU Member: alp227 Views on DU: 1154

 
Just a thought: I wish that robots could do patdowns so that passengers don't feel molested.

[Ian David]

1. Don't Touch My Junk

Don't Touch My Junk
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9593615

[silverweb]

2. While I sympathize with unwilling TSA agents...

(see this thread) who are feeling demonized and maligned for something they didn't choose to have to do -- and while I note that the song is quite inaccurate in a number of ways (opposite-sex patdowns for one), it still made me laugh.

Catchy ... and I like the part about carrying the Bill of Rights!

[midnight]

5. Maybe when your daughter has to be "Randomly" patted down,

EVERY TIME SHE FLIES, that "Catchy' phrase might actually cause you to wake up and ask how did we get to this offense treatment of innocent travelers?

[silverweb]

6. What catchy phrase?

I was referring to the song in general. Your attack is really out of line.

Exactly where did I say I supported these methods? Or does it just annoy you that I'm able to see the humor in a song -- yes, a "catchy" song -- that very effectively highlights the abuse people are enduring.

Save your venom for those who deserve it.

[Shining Jack]

3. K&R

This whole thing is totally insane but I have to admit that this vid made me lol.

[midnight]

4. Bill of Rights and please don't forget....

[independentsrule]

7. Did you see...

Did you see the Last Word where they interviewed a guy who said, "If you touch my junk I'm calling the police." Great stuff.

[avaistheone1]

8. Well done.

[seabeyond]

9. this is the one i am sending out and giving to kids and hubby.... nt

[Karenina]

10. I find it quite hilarious

that women have complained of these "procedures" since they were instituted but now that JUNK is getting squeezed... :rofl:
The pilots have been given a reprieve. The flight attendants NOT. If critical staff are not to be trusted, CLOSE THE SHIT DOWN.