"TSA (Touching Small Asses)"

[StarryNite]

Run time: 00:51 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkjaTiAKmW4   Posted on YouTube: November 24, 2010 By YouTube Member: Truckies70 Views on YouTube: 10   Posted on DU: November 24, 2010 By DU Member: StarryNite Views on DU: 1296

 
Oh, the TSA so deserves this.

[Renew Deal]

1. That looks like it's something out of Iraq

But sadly it's here.

[avaistheone1]

2. It does. And these video clips are going around the planet.

Imagine what we must look like to the rest of the world... like a nation which has lost its moral compass.

Certainly not like the shining city upon the hill.

[happygoluckytoyou]

3. at the VERY LEAST... would someone please tip the TSA lapdancer a couple bucks?

you touch my junk, i give you a couple bucks.... sorry it's just habit

[TheEuclideanOne]

4. you really touched on a solution that I think would work (no pun intended)

Have TSA hire a bunch of strippers to do the pat downs. I would pay. Instead of some cold room for more invasive scans, call it a VIP room and bamn! problem solved overnight. Every hour TSA could announce a 2 for 1 special where all of the TSA agents parade through the area and you can select the one you want for the pat down and it would last through two songs (yes, add music).

[StarryNite]

5. OMG!

:rofl:

[I M THE MAN]

6. TheEuclideanOne is onto something...

Hey. You've got the right idea!!!! I think a lot of people will think twice about flying now, especially those with young children. The airlines might have to do something to boost sales because of this. If so, they should consider hiring prostitutes to pose as flight attendants. I'll bet a lot more people would flying in order to join the mile high club! Now that would be a story with a "happy ending!" LOL

[TheEuclideanOne]

7. Thanks! And Welcome to DU!

[I M THE MAN]

8. No problem!

Any good idea is an idea worth commenting on. I've been lurking around DU for a while now and finally said to myself, "Why the hell not" and signed up! :headbang:

[StarryNite]

9. Hey!

I didn't even notice you were new to DU! Welcome aboard! :toast:

[I M THE MAN]

10. This is the funniest video I've ever seen! Thanks for the welcome Starry.

I'm new to this site but I've been around the block. Anyway, awesome video Starry. The song and "deliverance" lines make it funny, the timing/placement make it hilarious!!!!! Great find!!! :fistbump:

[StarryNite]

11. Funny in a sick way, I guess.

Makes me glad I'm not flying anytime soon.