Majority Report: Dick Cheney Literally Has No Pulse!

Charleston Chew

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Thu Jan-06-11 09:36 AM
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Majority Report: Dick Cheney Literally Has No Pulse!

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Posted on DU: January 06, 2011
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"Dick Cheney Literally Has No Pulse!"

The former Vice President of the United States is now officially the robot he was always accused of being

A feature in the New York Times reveals new details of Dick Cheney's mechanical heart pump, which saved his life when it was installed in July. Skinnier, but still going hunting and looking mean, Cheney even showed the thing off at a party. And while he taught his daughter how to cook Christmas dinner and even saw True Grit ("two thumbs up"), Cheney is not the same as he once was. He's scarier. via Village Voice

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provis99

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Thu Jan-06-11 09:39 AM
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1. Is it wrong to wish Dick Cheney would just die?

I mean, we all die anyways, so can I please wish Dick Cheney would fulfil his human duty and DIE?

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formercia

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Thu Jan-06-11 11:52 AM
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6. I want Dick Cheney to live forever

after he gets Life in Prison for his crimes.

Some green Baloney sandwiches would do him good.

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Charleston Chew

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Thu Jan-06-11 02:35 PM
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8. Those are my sentiments exactly.

Being locked up is 1,000 x worse than death.

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TheCowsCameHome

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Thu Jan-06-11 09:46 AM
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2. Why waste a perfectly good heart on that miserable bastard?

Donate it to a human instead.

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Charleston Chew

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Thu Jan-06-11 10:18 AM
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3. Thursday, January 6, 2011

Brian Buetler of Talking Points Memo joins Sam on the show today.

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calimary

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Thu Jan-06-11 10:27 AM
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4. Creepy.

:scared:

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BlueMTexpat

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Thu Jan-06-11 11:11 AM
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5. Cheney is proof that the Undead walk among us.

Until a silver stake is driven through his artificial heart pump, he will live forever.

:crazy:

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molly77

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Thu Jan-06-11 11:59 AM
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7. Hilarious

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