We've been going to car shows and swap meets for years now, and I lavish as much money as I can on her. During the span of our torrid 15 year affair, we've been seen at so many weekly cruise-ins, people here are beginning to whisper.
I've been thinking about taking the jump and joining an area car club, and while it'll be nice to meet with others like us, the commitment and going public is something to ponder. Still, there are few things I enjoy as much as crawling under her and getting my hands dirty, or putting on something comfortable and hosing her down in the driveway before we go out for the day. I love and respect her so much no one can say she's been ridden hard and put away wet.
I've always known I'm not like other people, but until I watched this video I didn't know it was such an unforgivable sin. I imagine those homophobic visionaries are so much more perceptive than any of us.
Forgive me for being so wistful. I know it's unmanly, but she's away for winter storage right now and I miss her so:
Wait! Wasn't I supposed to be gay first? How did I miss their whole point?