OK, this is funny. The Bobblespeak Translation of Obama's SOTU Address:

[NYC_SKP]

a bit of foul language, but funny.

...Obama: thank you very much

Greetings, Madam Speaker, Joe, Senators, House members, all Congresspersons - you goddamm worthless motherfuckers!

All right anyone who is not a useless piece of shit can stay - everyone else leave the room

< Biden stands up >

Joe you can stay too

< Biden sits down >

< everyone else gets up to leave >

All right all right you useless assholes sit your asses back down

< everyone sits down >

And let me give a shout-out to our esteemed Supreme Court justices!

Oh did I say esteemed - I meant to say soulless hypocritical corporate whores

< Scalia and Alito stand up, wave to Congress >

Hey Jersey Shore - sit the fuck down

yes that's right I'm wearing my motherfucking Nobel prize - check it out assholes!

< waves Nobel prize >

yeah I'm done with teleprompters - I'm all about my iPad now dudes!

Obama: Bull Run, Bloody Sunday, the Depression, Pearl Harbor, the day they canceled Star Trek - America has been tested many times before

Now you all know I inherited 2 wars and motherfucking Depression

So of course we bailed out the people who created the problem...

More at: http://moonshinepatriot.blogspot.com/2010/01/state-of-union-address-president-barack.html

:P

[Kaleva]

1. "the day they canceled Star Trek". LOL

[Born_A_Truman]

2. Very funny!

Now I now there are really stupid fuckers who don’t believe in global warming and to them I grow a goddamm fucking brain and pull your heads out of your asses!!!

[quiet.american]

3. Okay, that is pretty funny, lol. nt