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Yup. He's the devil incarnate. In fact, he's more powerful than Lucifer, God, Batman, Superman and the Flash combined.
He has wizard powers, you see. Evil wizard powers that he uses to control his puppet Obama. From behind the scenes, Rahm's wicked fingers pull the strings of government. He has singlehandedly destroyed the health care bill. He wanted more troops in Afghanistan, so it has been done. He wanted Gitmo to stay open.
Yes, you are all being hoodwinked. Open your eyes to the TRUF. Rahm Emanuel is the devil.
On the surface, sure, he's just one advisor in a sea of people who have the ear of the President. That's what he WANTS you to think.
It's too late--by the time you can even consider other options, you're under the influence of Rahm Emanuel's evil wizard mind control powers.
The only people in the world who speak the truth are Howard Dean and Dennis Kucinich. Yes. Dennis Kucinich in particular should be worshipped and knobslobbed.
What's that, you say? Dennis was anti-choice until he decided to run for President? Dennis voted FOR the Afghan war resolution? Dennis continually votes AGAINST good bills because they're not up to his personal standard of purity?
None of that matters and if you think it does then you're clearly just a brainwashed pom-pom waving cheerleader.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to do mushrooms, huff paint, and drink bongwater--all at the same time. 420 SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
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