Drunken NKoreans sent home after sailing to SKorea

[NNN0LHI]

http://www.khaleejtimes.ae/DisplayArticleNew.asp?col=§ion=theworld&xfile=data/theworld/2007/June/theworld_June57.xml

SEOUL - A small boat carrying two drunken North Korean men drifted into South Korean waters early Saturday but the pair were allowed to go home after it was decided they were not spies, the military said.

The boat came four kilometres (2.5 miles) into South Korean waters in the Yellow Sea at about 2 a.m., the office of the Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a statement.

The authorities tried to turn the boat back at the scene but were unable to do so because the North Koreans were too drunk to follow safety measures, said the statement quoted by Yonhap news agency.

[DS1]

1. Heh, they must be North Korean Jarheads

The cause and solution to every military problem

[dave_p]

2. Inchon-in-reverse foiled

This must have been the long-feared invasion. Asia is saved.

[Forkboy]

3. I didn't know Bush knew how to captain a boat.

[originalpckelly]

4. Mr. Il is now at home resting comfortably. Mr. Bush flew back to America on Air Force One.

Laura found out about Mr. Bush's drunken night out only when she heard the creak on the steps going to the family residence.

Barney learned South Korean while in custody and will be appearing on a South Korean game show in two months.

[shenmue]

5. From the not-very-smart brigade

:crazy:

[EFerrari]

6. And I was afraid I had a problem.

:rofl:

[derby378]

7. "What do you do with a drunken sailor?"

:rofl: