Go "Cheney" yourself.

[Cyrano]

The oozing pustule of evil that is currently our vice president has been telling us to go "Cheney" ourselves for the last six and a half years. And when he told Senator Patrick Leahy "Go fuck yourself," he was talking to all of us.

The first time was back in 2001 when he held secret meetings with leaders of the energy industry. Everyone (the media, senators, house members, ourselves) wanted to know who attended those meetings. Cheney's answer then and now? Go "Cheney" yourself.

And barely a day has passed since when he hasn't ignored his Constitutional obligations, or brought disgrace to his office and disgust to us.

Outing a CIA agent? Go "Cheney" yourself.

Testify under oath? Go "Cheney" yourself.

Subpoenas for staff members? Go "Cheney" yourself.

Memos? Go "Cheney" yourself.

Emails? Go "Cheney" yourself.

Visitors logs? Go "Cheney" yourself.

Accountability? Go "Cheney" yourself.

We write letters to the editors, call and fax our congresspeople, post screeds to blogs, scream until we're blue in the face, but the truth is, we're virtually powerless to end his depravities. And all the while, Jabba the Hutt inhabits his undisclosed location counting his Halliburton millions (billions?) and telling any and all, go "Cheney" yourself.