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- you think mass murders never happened before videogames were invented - you think Nintendo is more of a threat to American security than Al-Queda - you think that without videogames there would be world peace - you think Hurricane Katrina and the Indian Tsunami happened because God played too much SimCity - you think videogames transform kids into mass murders overnight despite the fact that millions of American teens play Halo and less than 1% of them will ever do anything violent - you think Final Fantasy caused the Paducah tragedy - you are convinced that videogames are somehow responsible for 9/11, Oklahoma City, the Holocaust, the Crucifixion, and the temptation of Adam and Eve - your ideal soul mate is Sheila Brovlovski from South Park - you try to exorcise your kids when you find them playing videogames - you think anything that offends you doesn't count as free speech - you think the guy who invented videogames is worse than Hitler - you can't fathom bullying causing a school shooting but you think kids are more than willing to throw their lives away just because "it looks fun in a videogame, it's probably even funner in real life"
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