Anyone ever have sex with an animal?

[RagingInMiami]

Then you might be interested in the upcoming film about bestiality, a "remarkably, an elegant, eerily lyrical film" -- at least according to the Los Angeles Times -- about love between men and the horse they rode in on.

The Los Angeles Times describes Zoo as a "strangely beautiful film ... with elegiac visual re-creations intended to conjure up the mood and spirit of situations" -- whether it be in a stable, a dog pound or on a hunting expedition.

The documentary film debuts at the Sundance Film Festival this year and is expected to be a galloping runaway success, the top dog in this year's line-up. Or as they say in England, the Cat's Meow.

Oddly enough, two of the three men featured in the movie were sheepish about showing their faces on the silver screen. They did, however, agree to audio interviews.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-et-zooforweb22jan22,0,7327775.story

[bridgit]

1. whatever dude...

[SpiralHawk]

44. I am not now, nor have I ever been a republicon

I am an American patriot, not a republicon crony deviant.

So naturally the answer to the question is no.

[Justpat]

51. LOL!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[eShirl]

2. only human animals

homo sapiens sapiens to be precise

[Red Right and BLUE]

3. vomit.

that's all.

[babylonsister]

4. Weirdest subject line EVA! nt

[Connie_Corleone]

5. Uh...

:puke:

[hatrack]

6. But what about the menace of human-animal hybrids?

Never mind - I'm sure the Chimperor will return to this vital topic tonight!

[meegbear]

7. I've had sex with bears like me ...

does that count?

[GreenPartyVoter]

35. LOL

[Bluebear]

43. Ever watch gladiator movies? nt

[Swamp Rat]

52. LOL! Spartacus, is that you?

:D

[michaz]

8. One more reminder of how sick the world is!

What a gagging thought for the morning.

[KharmaTrain]

9. Did Paul Harvey Get A DU Account?

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

10. On the tube one evening was a show out of England about

the top 10 "strange" and "weirdest" stories of the year - this was at the end of 2006.

One segment involved a man and his shetland pony - and I quote

"The first time I looked into her eyes, I knew she loved me and that I loved her"

Well, the more I watched the more my jaw dropped. Much like the article posted...

[n2doc]

11. "two of the three men featured in the movie were sheepish"

:rofl: :spray:

[formercia]

12. I've been called a dog a few times.

Now all I do is sleep on the porch.

[MannyGoldstein]

13. Ah Geez - Was Santorum Correct?

Man on... ugh.

[fasttense]

14. I guess you cal it puppy love. n/t

[bklyncowgirl]

15. Many years ago in Staten Island there was a guy who tried to have sex with a horse.

He was found in the barn I used to work at one morning, knocked cold, sprawled behind a straight stall with his pants around his ankles. There was a stool of sorts beside him.

Apparently this pervert had attempted to have sex with the mare who lived in that stall. The mare resented this affront to her virtue and let fly with both barrels.

The guy was arrested for trespassing. I don't believe that the mare pressed charges but then again she didn't have to.

[LostInAnomie]

16. Listen to all you prudes!

Geez, I thought this was a board for "liberals"!!!

:sarcasm:

:rofl:

[sendero]

17. Why did Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from 100 yards. :)

(I can say that, I have Scottish heritage)

Joking aside, I've never understood why anyone would want to engage in that sort of thing. I'm all about consenting adults doing what they want, leaving everything else out.

[maine_raptor]

18. Does a REALLY bad blind date count? n/t

[Cobalt Violet]

19. K &R

:evilgrin:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. On the first date???

[ChairmanAgnostic]

36. exactly.

there was one date who sure had some alien ideas, and she was a real animal, but . . .

[Kookaburra]

21. My ex husband was

the hairiest beast I've ever seen in my LIFE, but as far as I know he was and still is human.

[William769]

22. Does a Republican count?

[Hubert Flottz]

27. Only if he takes off his gloves and shoes!

Chickenhawks and Sheeple are animals, I would say...DUMB Animals!

[NewJeffCT]

38. I think Republican is as far out of species as I would go

and, I'm pretty sure I've never gone that far, as I can't recall any non-progressive women I've had more than 1 date with...

[William769]

39. Myself as being gay.

I have had ample opportunity! :rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. NAMHLA anyone?

I mean North American Mika Häkkinen Lookalikes Association, of course.

[OneBlueSky]

24. I've "known" a few guys who might qualify . . . :) n/t

[Lint Head]

25. Maybe Republicans?

Our little hairy friends better watch their backside now that repukes can no longer have sex with congressional pages.
Needless to say republicans apparently don't have heterosexual sex or consensual homosexual sex. All you ever hear about is republican abhorrent sex.

:smoke:

[tanyev]

29. Yes. This one's kind of proud of it.

Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Reported by Ellen - May 6, 2005
Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more

[kstewart33]

26. Oh, please.

Enough already.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. So I didn't want to be televised! What's the big deal?

:)

[ShortnFiery]

30. IMO, that's sick because non-humans can NOT give informed consent. n/t

[Ian David]

31. Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Reported by Ellen - May 6, 2005

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

More:
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

[Ian David]

32. I believe it should be legal to have sex with a live aliator provided...

it weighs more than you do and it is un-restrained.

Other than that, I am opposed to bestiality.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. Don't you think the same should apply to grizzly bears? -nt

[Ian David]

37. Maybe Grizzly Bears, lions, tigers and komodo dragons. And Great White sharks. n/t

[papau]

33. Are we discussing GOPer Neal Horsley, or is it Laura's comment about Bush on the "ranch"???

http://www.mutantfrog.com/images/colmes_neal_horsley.wmv

note - I had difficulty opening the video of the above, but if you "save as" to your desktop, it will open and you can see the dialogue below when anti-abortion extremist, culture of life activist Neal Horsley discussed how he, and I presume other GOP spokespersons, engage in a traditional Heartland pastime. Colmes asks Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex:

Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
==========================================

And then there is Laura's comment about how Bush likes to "milk" the stallions on his "ranch"
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/002090.html#002090

[Dorian Gray]

40. No interest in the film

[catmandu57]

41. Damn, this isn't locked yet?

Jerry did, he had relations with a cow back on the family farm and he was proud of it too.

For clarification I worked with jerry back in the seventies, jerry was a stool and a snitch that nobody liked. Before i went to work there, someone had messed up a big job at Major Cadilac. Jerry's favorite line was I may have fucked a cow, but I didn't fuck up Major Cadilac.

[Bluebear]

42. Naa-aa-aa-aa-aah. nt

[Bjorn Against]

45. Well the right-wingers always claimed documentaries were too liberal...

Now they finally have their own film to provide some balance. I have a feeling this will be a big hit in the red states.

[HamdenRice]

46. Depends on what the definition of "with" is

I have a very "clingy" golden retriever (as my avatar reflects) and unfortunately, when Mrs. HamdenRice and I are amorous, he is usually under the bed. I'm sure that's true of many couples with animals -- ie he is "with" us in the room, but not in the biblical sense. So, I've been amorous "with" the dog in the room.

Also, from what I've read, the thing about shepherds tends to be true.

[GreenZoneLT]

47. I don't believe I'd tell that one on the Internets, brother n/t

nm

[in_cog_ni_to]

48. I'm nauseous.

:(

[rpgamerd00d]

49. These are the kinds of threads that get quoted on other sites and attributed to "DUers".

FYI.

[crispini]

50. The director himself puts it best: "I aestheticized the sleaze right out of it."

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

[porphyrian]

53. I can never get past first base...

I spend hours trying to smell gamy, but I just can't compete with all the feral animals out there.

[raccoon]

54. Well, at least there can't be any unintended pregnancies. nt

[Arugula Latte]

55. Good lord. How long before this thread is locked?

x(

[Moderator]

56. Locking....

This is not appropriate.