Enough negativity! Post your Bush success stories here. I will go first ...

[11 Bravo]

I have it on good authority that the jug-eared little prick is able to successfully wipe his own ass, without assistance, after almost half of his shits.
Poppy and the bug-eyed old lush must be so proud!

[LynneSin]

1. If it wasn't for George Bush there might not have been a Democratic Underground

That's it - I'm all tapped out

[11 Bravo]

2. Damn! I hate it when the winning entry is the first one submitted!

:toast:

[liberal N proud]

9. And we wouldn't have the privilege of discussing politics among friends

It's an addiction you know. DU that is.

[AndyA]

3. The folks who work in the White House laundry will tell you that he doesn't

do a...well, we'll say "thorough" job, based on his shorts.

Like everything else, he expects someone else to finish up after him, he never completes anything, be it his military service, the wars he starts, or anything else.

[liberal N proud]

12. FOMC-ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:





Fell Off My Chair - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

[booksenkatz]

16. Thanks, AndyA

That was the first post I've read in awhile that made me ell oh ell. Loved it!
:spray:

[driver8]

4. I have heard that, in his day, Little Lord Pissy Pants always scored

the best coke!

[deminks]

5. Crickets chirping

I love the sound of crickets chirping.

[Lars39]

6. The reason he only has a 50% success rate in that area

is because he gets impatient to hear the song and flushes too early. :D

[Rosemary2205]

7. Say what you want about GW

he's fucked us all and kept his job regardless and he's not leaving until he's damn good and ready. When the little fucker does leave he'll take every penny you or I have ever earned or ever will earn with him and leave our world in shambles -- and some asshole town will name a high school after his sorry ass.

[ellenfl]

14. hit THAT nail on the head! eom

[texas1928]

8. He got laid once.

Exhibit A: The Twins.

[lurky]

17. I was about to say "presumably"...

but there's no way those ain't his kids.

[Bluzmann57]

10. Well, Bush won the Heisman trophy in '05

and he had a pretty good year with the Saints in '06. Reggie Bush that is. Wait. You meany GW Bush? Sorry. Can't really think of anything right now.

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

11. BUT FOR Bush,...

,...a LOT of people would still be completely ignorant about what their government does in their name.

[emilyg]

13. I'm thinking

I'm thinking real hard...

[likesmountains 52]

15. He donated a watch to a man in Albania...

[xultar]

19. DUZY!

[Lars39]

20. lol

:D

[xultar]

18. Bush has united the world against the worst US President. EVER.

[Tyler Durden]

21. I got nothing. Not even sarcasm.

I can't even get up a sarcastic reply. Real life with the Pig Bush has become far too frightening and surreal.

"But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying."
Hannibal Lecter

[stellanoir]

22. Half way through his first term on another site

a bunch of us strained to think of one good thing he actually did.

All we could come up with was the "Do Not Call List."

Nothin' since then as far as I can figure.

[bunkerbuster1]

29. Ok, add the off-road diesel pollution regs.

First term thing, a sop to Christie Whitman.

Beyond that, I got nothing.

[malaise]

23. Here's mine

And here endeth my Bush success story :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Botany]

24. He can run this piece of equipment

[Bucky]

26. Well, assuming there's a medic on hand to put stitches in his tongue afterwards

Honestly, I thought you were going to put up a picture of a segway.

[Gato Moteado]

25. he told us that it's hard to put food on your family

and he was absolutely correct. i tried it and they kept moving out of the way.

[fooj]

27. jug-eared little prick

I love it when you call him that 11 Bravo!!!

[jazzjunkysue]

28. He clears brush real good.

Just ask Laura.

:hi:

[youthere]

30. George Bush never stabbed me in the leg with a sharp object.

It's true.

[Sabriel]

31. He came in first in the Worst President Ever contest

I'd call that positive.

[lonestarnot]

32. He successfully dropped Barney on his head.

and on edit he probably ate Mrs. Beasely, haven't seen her lately.