A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Hague

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Pardon Me Tonight
(To the tune of Comedy Tonight – Zero Mostel & Stephen Sondheim)

Feeling abandoned, now reprimanded
In the state’s custody
So pardon me tonight

My information, your resignation
Cause and effect you’ll see
So pardon me tonight

When this bird sings
Panic abounds
As Fitzgerald releases the hounds

To Leahy and Waxman
I’ll just state the facts ma’am
Taking down everyone in sight
Anarchy tomorrow, Pardon me tonight

I’ve got more emails
Than Hefner has females
Walton can’t wait to see
So pardon me tonight

I’ve got the goods
Fire meet feet
This is a jail cell have a seat

Save from the thermal
My epidermal
I just might even do what’s right
Have I made it certain?
Pardon me….. tonight!

[Demeter]

1. K&R For Cleverness!

Don't let it be said we have no talent here!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Thank you Demeter

:hi: :hug:

Flattered as can be :blush:

[Demeter]

28. I've Always Liked Your Name, Too

[JeffR]

2. !

:rofl: :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. TY JeffR!

:hi: :D

[JeffR]

24. Thank you! It was the first thread I read this morning.

:toast:

[BigBearJohn]

3. THE MAESTRO IS BACK! K/R!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. And he's double-parked!

:hi: :hug:

My friend :)

[fooj]

4. BWAHAHA!

I’ve got more emails
Than Hefner has females

Glad to see you using those creative juices again!!!:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. foooooj!

:hi: :hug:

Been drumming more than anything lately, this just struck me and it was done in no time :D

(the Hefner is my favorite line too shhhhh) :rofl:

[smokey nj]

5. Bravo!!!!

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Thank you smokey!

See ya inna bit :hi: :loveya: :hug:

DRUM TIME!!

[glitch]

11. Talent! I envy you. K & R nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. ty glitrch

no envy please, green is only my color during football season ;)

:hug:

[corkhead]

12. What a cheery tune. nice way to start the weekend.

:toast:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. hi corkhead and thank you :) n/t

[ralps]

13. Applause!! Bravo!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :toast: :bounce: :applause: :rofl: :patriot:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. ralps!! thank you!!!

:HUGGAGE AND MORE HUGGAGE:

:hi: :loveya: :bounce:

[annabanana]

14. Ta Da!

Very very nice!
(I love this stuff and am achingly jealous of people who can do it so well)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. annabanana!

:hug:

Thankee much :D

No aching or jealousy allowed

However, paying my analyst's bill is always encouraged :hug:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

16. I've missed your songs!

seems like it's been forever. :hug:

Hey, have you done anything Reggae? My new co-worker is a Rasta from Suriname and we talk a little politics and listen to a little Marley at work... he's still learning, but he would love your stuff!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. I haven't yet but I Shot The Sheriff could work

Writer's Blah is a bummer, but Blah means you're really not all that bummed ;)

[Sydnie]

19. Take a bow!

(You aren't old enough to know that movie ... are you?)

Fabulous! :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Sadly I am that old

But, not THAT old ;)

Thank you Sydnie :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

23. I am imagining,...yours being THEE FAMOUS POEM,...a year from now.

Fills my heart with joy!!!

,...but,...it's my imagination,...and,...

,...IF THAT VISION BECAME REAL,...

,...I would BE a person who believes in,...

,...every possibility, once again.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. Possibility is what we must always believe in.

Without it, there is no hope for change.

Thank you sicksicksick_N_tired

Imagine. :)

:hi: :hug:

[Lars39]

25. Lol

Good to see you back SCE ! :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Hi Lars!

Good to see you also!

:hi: :hug: :pals:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. *

:kick: