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Edited on Fri Jun-15-07 10:28 AM by Philosoraptor
I was thinking the other day that I too might try to become a hot shot politician. I'm a pretty good bullshitter, if I could just turn off the ethical part of my brain and start speechifyin' and representin' I'll bet I'd start rakin' in the big bucks.
Imagine the swell health care I could get for me and my family, imagine the huge houses I could buy, and all the under the table money I'd be getting for my favor! Imagine the corporate jets, the limos, the best food in the world, travel, fame, 1st class hookers, Cuban cigars, hobnobbing with the hoi poloi, invading sovereign nations, stealing billions right in plain sight, conquering the planet!
Of course, there's the honor of the thing to consider too, being able to serve my nation proudly, to bask in the admiration, adoration even of a grateful citizenry, to hold my head high knowing that I had held public office, elected by the common man and woman to represent them, to help them become as lucky as myself, to ease their minds when catastrophic illness occurs, or when a natural disaster strikes. I could fight the forces of greed and imperialism and make America into a greater nation, a nation restored to we, the people, a nation whose citizens could travel the globe without shame, a nation of good people, with good elected leaders.
So what percentage of our elected officials are the honorable type, and how many are simply typical, caricature, vampire politicians out to grab all the money and power they can like mob bosses? Who are the good ones, who are the lousy ones? Do any of these people represent you?
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