Ladies and Gentlemen…It’s The Miller & McCain Show!

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Ladies and Gentlemen…It’s The Miller & McCain Show!

Starring the very funny Dennis Miller and the honorable Senator John McCain!

Tonight: Dennis and John discuss the best ways to fellate neocon leadership…flip-flopping…and as always, this week’s Top Ten fart jokes!

So sit back, relax, and let our hosts negotiate for your brain cells!

Dennis Miller: Good evening folks, and welcome to the Miller & McCain Show-I’m Dennis Miller.

John McCain: …and I’m John McCain.

DM: …yes, we all already know that, John.

JM: Well, I just want to do what I think is right…

DM: Hold that thought for our first commercial break, senator.

JM: Okay…

DM: I would like to introduce our first guest tonight, Mr. Bill Maher, self-proclaimed libertarian and host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher....welcome to the show, Bill.

Bill Maher: Thank you, Dennis. It’s good to be here.

DM: So tell me, Bill, how are things these days over at HBO?

BM: Well, Dennis, I’m still there doing my show, whereas you are now on AM radio. I’ll let you figure that one out…