Copy Of Bush's 2007 SOTU Address Leaked!!
Found among the contents of a briefcase in a taxicab in Washington D.C. earlier tonight:
9:10 P.M. EST
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you all. Madam Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, members of the Supreme Court and diplomatic corps, distinguished guests, and fellow citizens:
Tonight the state of our Union is strong.
Exploitative introduction of misrepresented personage in the audience.
Shout-out to Joe Lieberman.
Claim of success actually attributable to someone other than himself.
Claim of success that actually occurred DESPITE policies of current administration.
Unearned, dispicable manipulation through reference to public support for U.S. military.
Excuse.
Excuse.
Weak attempt at propaganda.
Novel Rovian strategy.
Declaration of major national project that will deliberately never come to fruition.
Disingenuous declaration of major policy change.
Appropriation of inspirational words originating from a historical American leader of true integrity.
Misrepresentation of statistical truth.
Direct 'War on Terror' reference.
Implied 'War on Terror' reference.
'War on Terror,'
'War on Terror,'
'War on Terror,'
Iraq,
Iran,
Iran,
Iran,
Iran,
Iran,
'Newkler' threat.
Patriotic cliche.
Insinuation of coming really, really horrific idea.
Duplicitous, invalid, illogical justification for implication of the coming really, really horrific idea.
They hate us for our freedom.
Desperately insincere, self-serving call for bipartisanship.
Veiled implication Democratic Party-controlled Congress an aid to the terrorists.
Yet another bizarre controversial declaration destined to haunt American history.
Absense of reference to the deficit.
Absense of reference to New Orleans.
Absense of reference to 2 million-plus refugees from Iraq.
Absense of reference to unnecessary human toll.
Last-minute, two-faced response to corporate call for responsible climate policy.
Coded theo-fascist language.
Out-and-out lie.
Sociopathic robotic look.
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War on terror,
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Empty generalized nationalistic rhetoric.
Who gives a shit? I'm the Decider.
Flop sweat.
Goodnight and may God bless America. :(