Tomorrow's news... today!

[lwcon]

A story you'll be reading soon:

Attorneys from the Bush administration reject all subpoenas and requests for documents, under the grounds that the U.S. government has no jurisdiction in their affairs.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was adamant. "Congress and the courts oversee the laws of the United States," he said. "There are 50 states, and The White House isn't in any of them. Don't these people know how to use the Mapquest?"

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[underpants]

1. Snow:"It's not" Reporter:"It's not what?" Snow:"Look we've already covered this"

as I posted last week.

very funny and sadly true(ish)

recommended

[lwcon]

2. I admit it...

... I had to look up whether Tony Snow actually said that. I'm quite sure he's said worse.

It's been said many times, it's getting harder and harder to parody these guys as they drive further and further away from the rails.


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