One simple request for Nancy Pelosi tonight

[burythehatchet]

When chimpy gets going...

and Dick starts to doze off...

Nancy, please take an air horn...

like those you hear at ball games...

and blow it right next to his ear. You can say you were so excited about what Commander CuckooBananas had to say you wanted to make that loud, sudden noise.

[NYCGirl]

1. That would make it the first SOTU where the VP passes away!

:evilgrin:

[burythehatchet]

2. GOD FORBID

that a defibrilator is nearby.

[LSparkle]

4. Either the air horn or the Libby trial will get him ...

Can't wait to see what kind of shape he's in tonight.

[NYCGirl]

7. How can you tell? He's always snarling.

:rofl:

[LSparkle]

8. Yeah, you're right ... but he'll probably be EXTRA-crispy snarly tonight

Can't wait to see the smiling, happy MADAME Speaker Pelosi sitting next to that miserable old bastard.

[NYCGirl]

9. OOOH! What a fantastic picture! NT

[BuyingThyme]

3. I have a more important request:

Please don't hug or kiss the Chimp!

[LSparkle]

6. Ewwww -- COOTIES!

She already has to sit in Denny Hastert's chair, for Pete's sake!

[Luckyduck]

5. NO Standing ovations!

I believe that a group mooning would be more appropriate

I wish Eminem would show up like the Mosh video...