After Rich Little, who will Bush let host The White House Correspondents Dinner next?

[Ian David]

Poll question: After Rich Little, who will Bush let host The White House Correspondents Dinner next?

Don Ho



Shields and Yarnell



Carol Channing



Bobby Vinton



Mac Davis



Jeff Gannon

[Chimichurri]

1. Elmo

[The Count]

11. Not after that incendiary photo they won't!

[Little Wing]

2. Larry the Cable Guy

[NYCGirl]

3. Donnie and Marie. NT

[The Count]

9. There! You got it! The others may refuse too...

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. that fat-ass purple dinosaur.

[LostInAnomie]

5. The Wiggles

They suck.

[WI_DEM]

6. I didn't think the president had any say in whose the host

it was some Bush ass kisser in the media who organized the dinner who didn't want a replay of last year.

[Ian David]

26. You mean a replay of being the most downloaded clip C-Span ever sold on iTunes?

Even at $9.95 per download, it was one of the top "album" sales on iTunes for weeks.

Yeah.

They can't have any of THAT.

[shain from kane]

7. I was thinking cartoon characters, like Wile E. Coyote. But then he is the master of IEDs, and

wouldn't fit. He's the exclusive spokesman for Acme.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. I never thought of that.

Wile E. is the master of IED's . . . . . .

[Debi]

8. Penn or Teller....whichever one doesn't speak n/t

[LSparkle]

10. Why not just hire that guy who impersonated him at one dinner?

He's so in love with himself, that'd be perfect entertainment for him.

[90-percent]

16. suggestions

John Byner or Super Dave Osborne?

-85% jimmy

[LSparkle]

18. How about Jeff Bridges?

Didn't he play him on "That's My Bush"?

[wryter2000]

30. That was Timothy Bottoms, I think

That was a great show. I can't watch the tapes now. Nothing about Bush is funny.

[Jack Rabbit]

13. Non Sequitur

He'll be out of office before then.

[shain from kane]

14. Le Petomane. What passes for Bush humor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Petomane

[Phredicles]

15. I'm still thinking Dennis Miller.

:puke:

[johnnie]

17. The Unknown comic

[KansDem]

19. I'd have to go with Charo

This whole sordid Bush era has felt like one loooooong episode of "Love Boat"

[grytpype]

20. Gene Gene the Dancin Machine!

[Dr.Phool]

21. Bob Hope!

Even dead, he's funnier than Rich Little.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. I'm gonna go with "The Nuge"

[lpbk2713]

23. Pat Robertson

He's got to have the funniest stand-up routine around.

[rhiannon55]

24. I can't believe they didn't ask Dennis Miller

He's not funny, but at least he's somewhat current. And--he loves him some Bush.:puke:

[rocktivity]

25. The Church Lady

I was going to suggest Elmo of Sesame Street fame. But given the neocon attitude towards public television, he might get so mad he'd end up making Colbert sound like--well, The Church Lady!


:headbang:
rocknation

[dogday]

27. Sheilds and Yarnell doing the Republican Robot Dance nt

[bmbmd]

28. I'm thinking

Marcel Marceaux.

[MrPrax]

29. Yakov Smirnoff!!!

(just give him some of Borat's material and the old gents will think they're 'hip' with their younger viewers)

[kskiska]

31. Steve & Eydie

if they're not booked at the Stardust that week.



or else…Reeeeeege!

[Pyrzqxgl]

32. Mister Green Jeans