Freepers getting their "patties all waded up!"

[cmd]

I just had to find out what they are saying about Scooter, but got sidelined by a thread about the SOTU where I found this gem.


To: jdm
The SOTU should last about 2 minutes and only mention that President Bush is sending in more troops no ifs, ands or buts. Don't give any opportunity for rebuttal of criticism outside the normal treasonous amounts.
7 posted on 01/23/2007 3:12:08 PM PST by tobyhill (The War on Terrorism is not for the weak.)
< Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies >
To: tobyhill
Now that would get a lot of patties all waded up!


8 posted on 01/23/2007 3:13:20 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
< Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies >

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1772493/posts#comment?q=1

[hatrack]

1. How does one "wade up" panties?

Better not to know, I suspect.

[Sanity Claws]

3. It's patties, not panties.

I wonder if there all-beef patties, on a sesame seed bun.

[hatrack]

7. You see, all I had to do was look at an EXCERPT from a Freeper thread . . .

And my brain turned to shit!!

[Sanity Claws]

22. Oh no!

I don't think that's it. Your brain looks and smells fine to me. I think you were just giving the benefit of the doubt to the idiot freeper. ;)

[Ghost in the Machine]

55. !!!

:spray:

[TheDebbieDee]

21. LOL. Maybe they're cow patties!

[tsuki]

23. I get this picture of Patty from Snoopy cartoon all waded up.

[Owl]

32. LOL!!

Hilarious! Waded patties! Water-logged hamburgers?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

44. What?

They put raw hamburger in their underwear??!!

Well, that answers a lot of questions.

[stevedeshazer]

59. Sandi Patty?

[peekaloo]

89. I thought that was when they dropped their burger on the beach.

:dunce:

[krispos42]

80. With Freeper special sauce?

Ew.

[samplegirl]

12. Only a MORAN

would know. :rofl:

[niceypoo]

34. Mullets, pot bellies and misspelled signs.........life in freeperland

[Subdivisions]

53. THIS IS HUGH!!!!!111 I'M SERIES!!!!11! n/t

[Contrary1]

52. I could have answered that question...

when I was 18 or so, I'm sure I must have experienced having my panties or patties, depending on my state of mind, "waded up".
But damn, given three plus decades; I have forgotten how that works. :rofl:

[maveric]

2. Hamburger or Sausage?

I cant recall which "patties" I wad up.

[karlrschneider]

24. Cow.

;-)

[ToolTex]

57. Glad to see you thawed and back in the land of opposers.

[karlrschneider]

58. Just got the phone lines re-erected Sunday. Still on generator power.

:grr:

The next house down the road has 'lectric but we're on a different feeder that's apparently down sommers...shit.

[soup]

30. Krabby Patties!

[atommom]

48. Those people don't DESERVE the unmitigated good that is Krabby Patties. nt

[Deja Q]

4. Okay, I am never going to Wendy's ever again!

First Burger King with the psycho child molester wax face figure, then McDonalds with the psycho child molester clown in gaudy yellow and red colors, now this... Wadded patties. Sounds like Wendy's all right...

Good thing I love White Castle burgers... $1 for one teensy sandwich that's got a thin piece of meat with 5 big-ass holes in it. *sigh* So much for White Castle, even Maxwell Smart couldn't save them... :cry:

[The Straight Story]

49. White Castles rule!

But don't mix well with beer. Have 10 white castles and a six pack, then pack a copy of war and peace along for the bathroom ride.

[libnnc]

5. add it to the freeper dictionary

:rofl:

Would you like fries with your "wadded up patties"?

edit add: Fries or a side of "casting asparagus..."?

[Bjorn Against]

39. Not wadded up, waded up

I wonder what beach the patties like to wade up.

[tandot]

41. some freeper really wrote "casting asparagus" ??? What does that mean???

and what does it mean if someone gets his/her "patties all waded up"???

These freepers are just stupid as shit (and you could consider that an insult to shit).

[CitizenLeft]

67. I think they were looking for "casting aspersions"...

...but got lost.

[Blue_In_AK]

6. They're a laugh a minute, aren't they?

:rofl:

[Homer Wells]

8. And the Hits Just Keep on Coming!!!!

:rofl: :applause: :rofl: :evilgrin:

[Cabcere]

9. "Normal treasonous amounts"???

WTF. This is why I'm not brave enough to go over to Freeperland...the sheer amount of idiocy in those posts alone makes my head hurt. :puke: Tell me, though, can ANY of them spell over there? I'm curious.

[durrrty libby]

10. These people are too ridiculous to be real

[EFerrari]

96. I keep hoping one day EarlG announces that it's a joke.

But, no.

Our patties are not safe. That much is clear.

:rofl:

/lol

[caledesi]

11. It gets better. They are saying that * should pardon Libby at

the SOTU. :rofl:

Also...."the waste of money on this non-case is disgusting" (paraphrasing)

Hello? Remember Clinton and Monica? Whitewater?

They are so desperate

edit: usual stuff

[samplegirl]

16. stop it my

my patties are waded up!

[roamer65]

13. Hats off to you folks who can go over there.

If I went there, I'd have this "Unclean, unclean. I have to go take a bath." sorta feeling.

[Cabcere]

18. Seriously.

Even after just reading this little sample, MY HEAD A SPLODE (any Strong Bad/homestarrunner.com fans here?). :silly: You people are a lot braver than I am! :)

[SammyWinstonJack]

85. LOL

:spray:

[flying rabbit]

93. cant get ye flask

[eerriicc]

14. differing opinions

Does free republic allow them over there?

[htuttle]

20. Now, now

Don't get your patties in a wad!

[patrice]

28. Good question. I hope someone answers it.

I can't stand to hang around there long enough to find the answer.

[texastoast]

33. That would be no

Whatever you do, do NOT give those people any facts. Thier padies wil esplose. Eww P-U.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

35. No. It is a forum for right-wingers, just like this is a forum for left-wingers.

Your point was?

[MattSh]

98. Of course!

There's many different types of stupidity!!

[ContraBass Black]

15. That just raises all kinds of horrible images.

[cynatnite]

17. We should have awards for these...

Really...kind of like the razzies in Hollywood for movies. :rofl:

[MrSlayer]

19. Yay! New Freeperisms.

Patties waded up. These people are too stupid to be real.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

25. So they want the rebuttal of criticisms within the normal...

treasonous amounts?

Who gave that kid a computer?

[HockeyMom]

26. Bush will become an prisoner in the White House

He will not be able to go anywhere, just like Nixon, without demonstrations against him. No Protest Zones? The White House will be the ONLY place.

[xchrom]

27. i'm gonna take my patties off -- get them waded up --

and throw them at a freeper.

i'm series -- this is hugh -- they've screwn around -- and now they're gonna get my patties -- right in the smacker.

[Bobbie Jo]

29. BWHAAAAAAAA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You're gonna make me wet my patties...damn I hate when that happens.

[krispos42]

81. you'de have to wade out of your patties, then

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

31. ..."& when the waves receded, the patties all waded up, grinning drunkenly"

"Top o' the mornin' to ya me patties", chimed the swarthy leprecaun...

[cynatnite]

36. Suddenly had visions of Spongebob Squarepants

:rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

68. Oh.My.God.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If I can possibly stop laughing within the next two hours, it will be a miracle.

That was downright John Lennonesque!!!

[flying rabbit]

94. stop channeling lewis carol

[nealmhughes]

37. There alway clogingup the tubes at teh google their.

[anitar1]

38. Two new words for our glossary--lol Great find. n/t

[ThatsMyBarack]

40. Want a McHummer with your Freeper patties waded up?

This thread is cracking me up like crazy!

:rofl: :yourock: :applause:

[Canuckistanian]

42. I never wade up my patties

They don't cook right after you get 'em wet.

[Philosoraptor]

47. Depends.....

[Crabby Appleton]

43. prolly ment paddies

[Miss Chybil]

45. I love these threads! nt

[Swamp Rat]

46. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! .... dum dum dum, dumm dummm...

:rofl:

[Bjorn Against]

50. Oh my god I just noticed that freepers user name

Ernest at the Beach has his patties waded up. I wonder far he waded in to the water and where he was holding his patties.

I remember the Ernest movies and now I am hoping for Ernest Goes to the Beach.

[Philosoraptor]

51. Ernest is the swarthy leprecaun mentioned in thread #31

[benddem]

54. another comment

"I have supported this man through 4 elections, but because of his refusal to recognize that power hungry liberals are just as big a threat to this country as those who want to blow us up, then I can no longer support him."
It's those damn liberals again.
I checked the whole site too and couldn't find anything about the Libby trial. I'm going to take a shower.

[The Backlash Cometh]

56. We should give TobyHill's freeper address to the Army recruiters.

[Catherine Vincent]

60. Freepers wear patties!

LOL!

[EstimatedProphet]

61. Apparently their patties are really wet!

[greiner3]

62. Seriously people;

I think we should begin to make large spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes, just like the freakers. What do you say?

[krispos42]

83. Hay! Us persins at the Frie Repubik dont' make missteaks11!!11!

Ets y'all pattie-waste libburalls that's a-makkin' the fuls of urselfs. Yall shood bee hung four your treesun! Well-hung!

I love Presdent Busch, and I love hiz beer even more! Hes a güd man becuz onlee a verri grate purson would spon-

spon-

sponnnnn-

spentored...

Gawddammit! Sheet!

FUND!!!111!!! FUND such an awsum thing like NASCAR racin'!

[Philosoraptor]

84. What hipocryci.

[kdpeters]

63. Recently told local freeper that bulge in my pants neither relevant nor a wad of panties

In fact, most of our civil discussion followed that pattern. He'd insult me personally, and I'd assure him my life is so uninteresting and inconsequential that I didn't even want to discuss it. I tried to explain how the President's decisions were much more critical to the national interest then my own shortcomings. Poor fellow must have blown way too much on that spiffy little convertible he drove away in.

I've noticed in Freeperville how the most critical and urgent issues are someone's personal flaws whether real(LOL!) or perceived. Filmmakers, comedians, soldiers' moms, 9/11 widows, and me. No wonder they've screwed everything up so bad. Their priorities are completely out of whack. I wonder if the whole point of their policies is to vicariously soothe feelings of inadequacy.

[berni_mccoy]

64. THIS IS HUGH!!!11! I'M SERIES!!!1!1!111 THE MORANS HAVE TAUGHT US ABOUT PATTIES AND WADS!!11!1

[Skittles]

66. OMG

:rofl:

[CitizenLeft]

65. Freeperland...

...ever a source for entertainment. ROTFL!

[aaronbees]

69. Wading in patties?????

It's a regular sea o' meatheads over there at Freepland.

:D :crazy: :dunce: :wow: :rofl:

[windbreeze]

70. This was the best thread all night...

waded patties
casting asparagus
series!!111
HUGH!!111 too funny...made my night...
THANKS ALL
windbreeze

[gatorboy]

71. Mmmmmmm....Patties.......

[Raine]

72. Freepers are so IGNORANT

I don't know how they manage to survive on the planet. :silly:

[krispos42]

82. Well, if two freepers keep colliding often enough at a pro-Bush rally...

...eventually the train will find the tunnel. Know what I mean?

Or else this is the end result of trying to re-use a condom by turning it inside out. Dunno.

[Philosoraptor]

73. O' say, does that star spangled pattie yet wade?

O'r the land of the freeps, and the home of the fraid'.

[Philosoraptor]

74. I'd ask my friends to come and see , the freeper wading patties with me

I'd like to be under the sea
Where the happy freeper patties come to wade.

[Raine]

75. ROFLMFAO at this thread! nt

:rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

76. Over hill, over dale, they will hit the dusty trail, & the patties go wading along

[SammyWinstonJack]

87. ..

:rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

77. Poems are made by fools like me, but only Wade can make Pattie.

[Philosoraptor]

78. Damn the patties! Full Wade Ahead!

[Philosoraptor]

79. Come on Pattie, don't be afraid, the water's fine, come in and wade!

[LynnTheDem]

86. I hate when patties get waded up. Series!!1!!1!

[peekaloo]

88. Maybe the poster just had a 'Nam flashback.

:sarcasm:


but of course that would be a flashback from a movie.

[Philosoraptor]

90. Onward Wading Patties, Wading as to war....

[yardwork]

91. laughing out loud in my cubicle at work!

[treestar]

92. As they flod the internet with their complaints that they are screwn!!11

It is a hugh and series matter!!1111 All there sites are belong to us!11

They always take on that parental tone and wish that Bush could just say this is how it's going to be, "no ifs, ands or buts." They really have a problem with self-government! They are series, too!11111

[rhiannon55]

95. Here's another cube rat LMAO

Thanks for finding this gem! Freepers are SO damned stupid they crack me up.

Gotta go check my waded patties--they feel a bit damp from all the hilarity. :rofl:

[northofdenali]

97. "Wading patties..."

Another winner for the freeper-English dictionary! :rofl: