Ten SOTU predictions!! Add yours!!

[Sparkly]

1. The war in Iraq is important, and it'd be terrible to fail and leave it a mess.
(Like it's not already a mess.)

2. Critics don't have any plans. BushCo is listening, but there are no other ideas.
(Flat lie.)

3. We must support the troops and not cut off their funding while they're fighting!
(Like anybody's suggested cutting funding for the troops already there.)

4. The troops are brave and honorable and need to know we won't leave them without what they need!
(Like anybody's suggested otherwise.)

4. A hasty complete withdrawal would be disastrous.
(Like Democrats are calling for a hasty complete withdrawal.)

5. We must do everything we can to move forward and succeed; it's tough but we can't back down.
(As if his plan is moving forward and will succeed; and as if it's about being "tough," rather than smart.)

6. The economy is great!
(Heavily propped up with "stimulus" from borrowed money!)

7. We're gonna help people get healthcare!
(Just don't get sick yet.)

8. I'm so glad we're raising the minimum wage!
(Watch the Republican side react to this one.)

9. Hey, let's conserve gas!
(Hm, a little rift with Bandar lately, George?)

10. Bipartisanship! Change the tone! Work together! It's what the Murcan people want!
("Don't do to us what we did to you!")

(How many "September 11th" references? "Al Qaeda?" "Freedom, Liberty?" Any references to Iran?)

What nonsense do you expect?

[Nitrogenica]

1. Golden insurance policies is why healthcare is broken.

[Fresh_Start]

2. got to be at least one reference to critics helping

the terrorists or not supporting the troops or wishing America fails.

[Sparkly]

3. Wishing America fails...

... There's been a lot of that charge coming from Republicans in Congress lately. :puke:

[Swamp Rat]

4. Either New Orleans is doing great or no mention at all.

:grr:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. no mention, is my bet nt

[Sparkly]

8. Good point.

I predict no mention. I don't think he has the guts to mention it.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. Iran is preparing to attack our innocent ships in the Gulf.

Iran is planning to invade IraqNam.

Syria is about to invade Israel.

Condi will be my VP, 'cause cheney is one sick person.

We learned of an undetermined plot, by unknown people, to do unknown things to us, at unknown places, at an unknown date. But be secure knowing that our intel units are on top of it, under Darth Cheney's strong control, and we will protect muricans in murica.

[xultar]

10. Innocent ships filled with the stem cells from Teri Schaivo.

[tularetom]

6. I'm hoping there will be a shart

[xultar]

9. Bush will shed a fake tear. Can you let me know if I was right? I'm not watchin.

[Sparkly]

11. Ah yes!!

When talking about the bravery of the troops! :puke:

Good prediction!

[Raydawg1234]

12. I'm betting that Bush is going to stutter a lot.

[BushOut06]

13. "My administration is taking steps to combat global warming"

Watch * try to act like he's suddenly interested.

[mentalsolstice]

14. I predict he's going to look gray!

Gray hair, gray skin, except for the gin blossom around his nose and cheeks.

[Iceburg]

15. Bush's new Gas Conservation Program --"Cut and Run More"

Bush will urge that gasoline consumption be slashed by 20 percent link

[cornermouse]

16. A nuclar attack on Iran is hard werk.

I gotta take another vacation. At least a month.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

17. ahem, that's Nu Qu Lur. nt

[C_U_L8R]

18. Bush cracks a joke

no gets it

(crickets) >>>> hehehe (bush giggle)