...I'm gonna eat some worms.

[redacted]

Nobody loves me.
Everybody hates me.
I'm gonna eat some worms.

We've been busy, stressed, having a crappy life. We've not been on DU in days. I come back and see the Valentine's day drive. I think,

"Wow I wonder who gave me a heart."

Nobody loves me, I have no hearts. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[redwitch]

1. Can I watch?

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:


I have empty pockets, gave my hearts away. :cry:

[redacted]

2. Someone gave me a heart -- thank you.

[redacted]

3. I have 3 hearts now, will report to Mr. Redacted who has the stomach flu.

It will cheer him up. :hug: :hug:

[redwitch]

mr. redwitch had that last week, it's awful

fortuantely it was brief. hope he feels better!

[redacted]

6. Yeah I have to force Gatorade down him now. brb.

[Double T]

4. How about some sour dough bread to go with those worms???

'worms' are always good bait, even when fishing for hearts.

[Skidmore]

5. Big long slimy ones...

Little bitty grimy ones...

[brentspeak]

7. Hey, where's the link to give hearts to other posters?

I see the link to donate money, but no link to give hearts.

[redwitch]

9. when you have donated you will see it

and then give them away very easily.

[redacted]

10. They are in the everyone's signatures.

[brentspeak]

13. It must be the signature thing; I have my "view signatures" option turned off

on edit: no. That didn't do the trick.

[Catherine Vincent]

11. It's because you have no more hearts left to give....

unless you donate again.

[BlueJazz]

8. I've only got 1 heart but I treasure it with all my soul.

[shireen]

12. i got one too

it was very surprising because i didn't expect one. Who the heck would even think to do that for me? Amazing ... miraculous. Whoever you are, thanks. :)

ugh! ... Tucker just appeared on tv, have to go change the channel ...

[joanski0]

14. I can't resist. I've got to finish it.

Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some worms.

Worms are greasy,
Slide down easy,
Chew their guts up,
Throw their skins away.

Happy Valentine's Day!

[uppityperson]

15. first you bite their heads off

then you suck their guts out
throw the rest away
yum yum