*** Official SOTU Speech Thread 8 ***

[Viva_La_Revolution]

You guys have kept me so busy, I don't have time to drink my beer! :(

:rofl:


thread 1 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x18529#18692

thread 2 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x18910

thread 3 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x19296

thread 4 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x19715

thread 5 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=389

thread 6 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=20324&mesg_id=20324

thread 7 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x20596

[AlCzervik]

1. oh really, the taliban is being re-overthrown? i thought they were all done?

[VP505]

Are we

there yet?

[kestrel91316]

2. I am bored. I can't stand listening to this freak.

[VP505]

4. Enough to make

a person puke!

[Squatch]

3. BOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRiiiiii nnnnnnnngggggg

Is 24 on?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. hang in there....

*** Official Democratic Rebuttal to the SOTU Speech Thread *** is next! :)

[Squatch]

22. Where's the FF button on this joker?

[More Than A Feeling]

5. Wooo! Our first Bible quote, and he botches it!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

32. naw, that was shake's pier. or something.

nucular?

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Took him 50 minutes to mention Darfur...and really only one line about it

pretty bad

[Aviation Pro]

7. It's pronounced Beyla Rus.....

...

[Stand and Fight]

8. At least he's talking about Africa. I agree with this.... n/t

[flying rabbit]

9. my brain hurts

[CrazyOrangeCat]

51. my brain hurts too!

[GenDem]

11. Is he done yet??????

[Stand and Fight]

24. Nope... He's got to pimp out fear a little bit more... n/t

[benny05]

12. What a joke

We are fighting poverty at home? What about Katrina?

[Solly Mack]

13. what a crock of shit speech

holy shit...who is dumb enough to buy into anything that man says?

[Gregorian]

14. I wonder if Bin Laden is watching.

[halobeam]

30. probably playing his own version of Bingo

[Richard D]

15. "Dafur"

[imax2268]

16. and my drug

company buddies have made BILLIONS...!

[Aviation Pro]

17. This is a laundry list, and he's phoning it in....

....

[DixieBlue]

18. yeah, asshole, but if you keep pushing abstinence we're

going to have a whole new epidemic here. if we don't allready. ass-fucking-hole.

[More Than A Feeling]

19. More invisible African aid.

[Fleshdancer]

20. does he even know where Africa IS????

[Yukari Yakumo]

25. Only if it has oil to exploit.

[Fleshdancer]

31. good point

[annabanana]

21. HEY.. I thought this was only supposed to be 40 minutes

[DixieBlue]

27. it feels like it's been hours!

[fishwax]

35. a little fuzzy math when it comes to keeping time

:rofl:

[DixieBlue]

40. they have the best math, remember. their own math.

[Aviation Pro]

23. Go ahead, mention Bono....

...

[mvd]

26. Yeah yeah yeah.. like he cares about disease

What about Katrina??

[w8liftinglady]

28. Dear God..please let Webb verbally castrate this piece of SHIT

[HughMoran]

I flipped it on for a nanosecond

I nearly wretched...

[dgauss]

29. I think Cheney is staring at me.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

37. quick, get the garlic.

or a wooden stake.

[LSK]

you better stop the drinking game

You might hurt yourself

[HeeBGBz]

Duck!

[The Witch]

145. No, it's a quail....

:rofl:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

aye . . . that he is.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

33. My husband asks

why didn't you do this during the last 6 years? (HIV aid, help to Africa, etc)

[mvd]

47. At least he's off of terra for a second

But he's all talk.

[billyoc]

34. Malaria!

Probably worried about Malarian extremists. :eyes:

[symbolman]

65. LOLOLOL!!

You broke my diaphragm with that one!!

LOL!!

[Tatiana]

No right wing Repuke wrote this speech.

Shame on Dikembe.

[RepublicanElephant]

36. oh... peanut gallery time. n/t

.

[LSK]

38. Dikembe is on my fantasy team

Could he be an iranian spy like Chalibi?

[More Than A Feeling]

39. Bush: Mutombo lies about his age!

Then Mutombo snaps and starts throwing chairs...hey, a guy can dream!

[AlCzervik]

41. hey that Motumbo guy--i met him one time, he was really nice.

[milkyway]

42. George W. Bush, savior of the black man.

[smalll]

43. The big question coming out of tonight:

What was Cheney eating? Altoid, Lifesaver, what? Something for his heart condition? Something to get him high or at least serene?

[eppur_se_muova]

56. Spare parts. nt

[Stand and Fight]

57. Probably eating his heart out... His ass is in trouble. n/t

[woodsprite]

His nitroglycerin pill. Probably has an angina attack whenever * speaks. nt

[madrchsod]

117. lopressor- drug of choice for heart patients

[Viva_La_Revolution]

44. he's having a little trouble e-nun-ci-ating...

or else he's talking to us like we're a Kindergarten class. :mad:

I so hate this man.

[Fleshdancer]

45. ok, the guest of honor is a cutie

[DemSinceBirth]

46. Mtembo is the Bush go to minority of the moment! n/t

[Aviation Pro]

48. Dikembe Mutumbo....

...no one flies in the House of Mutumbo....

[fishwax]

77. He got a much bigger round of applause than bush has gotten all night

justifiably so

[frylock]

78. hopefully he catches pickles with an errant elbow on the way out

[Aviation Pro]

150. And then wag his finger....

....lol

[Stand and Fight]

49. I'm willing to bet he angled Benkimbay's name...

as bad as I just spelled it... "We're proud to call this son of the Congo a citizen of the United States of Dumbfuckistan."

[shadowknows69]

54. the point of all that was what?

n/t

[fishwax]

50. Dikembe!

:woohoo:

[DemSinceBirth]

Why did the seat him next to a 4' tall woman? n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

52. "See...We republicans love our black people"

[BR_Parkway]

61. Did Foley help John Walsh on those videos?

[Bluerthanblue]

as long as they are stars-

And not mere human beings like fo many of the citizens of the gulf states.

[carolinalady]

53. ok I had to chuckle when he stood next to Pickles. n/t

[salin]

and she *didn't* stand - during the ovation - even Lynn finally stands

but not hostess Laura. No clue she is insulting her guest.

[LearnedHand]

So Dikembe wanted to be a doctor, but NO

They wanted him to be a basketball player? Um, how is that not THE MOST FUCKING RACIST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE?

[vickitulsa]

126. You got that right!

"He wanted to be a doctor, but (whoever exploitive asshole) took one look at him and had other ideas." (Basketball in Amerika!!)

Racist claptrap, yet everyone cheers. Madness is contagious, I guess ... now the Dems are embracing the Chimp? Insane, this country is insane....

[Aviation Pro]

55. Son of the Congo?

.....

[derby378]

58. Does this SOTU even have any direction anymore?

It's like a freakin' pinball machine...

[PreacherCasey]

75. no shit, Dikembe Mutumbo? WTF? Baby Einstein?

[SCDem]

91. Yeah no kidding

Is there any message to it - it's just paying lip service to everything to a get a good televised clap in

[The Witch]

59. OMG the gallery of Republican heroes.

An NBA star and an entrepreneur who sold out to Disney.

Truly stars of the Republican attitude.

[Ignacio Upton]

98. This could easily be an episode of Oprah

n/t.

[The Witch]

143. "And everyone in the gallery gets A NEW CAR!!!!"

:rofl:

[harun]

122. LOL I know I was thinking the same thing, a SELLOUT to DISNEY what the(n/t)

[Bill McBlueState]

60. All hail the capitalists! n/t

[Yukari Yakumo]

66. Whats his point anyway?

[w8liftinglady]

62. Baby einstein..???

[DixieBlue]

70. The chimp's fave movies don't you know?

[carolinalady]

79. a line of toys for infants--quite popular n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

63. Childrum???? eom

[Bluerthanblue]

64. god, I hate how he is prostituting these people-- "Baby Einstein"..

money, money, money....

[Sydnie]

67. Wonder if they will use Foley as a consultant on those

"Child Safety" videos?

[gristy]

68. Baby fucking Einstein!!!!!!!!!??????

:wtf:

[quiet.american]

Must be a Bush Pioneer. n/t

[mentalsolstice]

69. My tinfoil hat!

does anyone else sense that he's been superimposed? He has halos around him that suggest he's really not there...kinda like watching a car chase scene from the 60s or 70s. The edges are glowing around him on my TV.

[Lerkfish]

84. don't take the brown acid!

:)

(woodstock reference)

[mentalsolstice]

132. I'm not, just two glasses of sauvignon blanc!

But I'm not the only one who has noticed!

[Mist]

102. I'm streaming from CSPAN--it looks like a moving Impressionist painting. nt

[Gregorian]

Safe children? Then stop dropping bombs on them, idiot.

[salin]

71. Laura doesn't even stand up!

Guest NBA star featured - "son of the congo we are proud to call a citizen of the US" says George - guest (sitting NEXT to Laura) stands up and waves - folks around them stand - Laura and Lynn don't. Applause continues and Lynn stands up - but Laura keeps sitting down.

What was THAT about - insult the guest? No Class and No Clue.

[eyesroll]

87. I thought she was standing up and he's just so tall it doesn't look that way.

:shrug:

[salin]

Nope - thought that - until Lynn finally stood up

and made Laura's snub easier to see.

[The Witch]

Oh, finally someone deserving of recognition.

:cheer:

[Solly Mack]

72. Just not children in Iraq and Afghanistan

those children you can bomb

[Kurovski]

73. There's George scoring off black folks...I'm suprised he didn't rub his head.

(The guest from the Congo.)

[quiet.american]

If Bush invited you as his guest to the SOTU, would you go?

If not, what would you say in refusal?

[Yukari Yakumo]

86. FU.

[Sydnie]

90. No, you suck. Your policies suck. I am no photo-op.

That's what I would say.

[LSK]

107. can I bring Cindy Sheehan as my guest???

[DireStrike]

110. Yeah, I would go

What an opportunity! I would kiss-ass until the LIVE BROADCAST and then... WHAM! Chants and signs, or perhaps a single, well-placed, caustic remark.

[Kurovski]

115. If George invited me, I'd suspect that he's planning an ambush.

I'd say, let Dick Cheney tell you why I'm not coming in that special way of his.

[Stand and Fight]

74. Dude is freaking tall... Good grief! n/t

[shadowknows69]

88. So George is down with blacks and women business owners

and people more heroic than he'll ever be.

[More Than A Feeling]

76. Time to piggyback on a real hero.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

80. "The Subway Hero"

Great caption...

[Moochy]

81. Oh Baby Jesus with your Baby Einstein books...

Bush saw Talladega Nights....

[gristy]

82. That guy in NY!

Cool dude. But why the fuck are we hearing about it during SOTU?

[Debau2005]

93. When it's all you got

it's all you got! haha

[Greeby]

83. Look at that man, Shrub

He's what you'll never be in a thousand years

[Fleshdancer]

85. I do like Wesley (don't know how to spell last name)

[Aviation Pro]

106. Autry....

....

[Fleshdancer]

118. thank you

[LouisianaLiberal]

89. And here, here is the body of Mother Theresa

See, she good people can support me. Look over there.

[Fleshdancer]

HAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

[BR_Parkway]

103. Love the looks back and forth between Pelosi and Cheney

[Cronus Protagonist]

And the little baby jesus in the manger over in the creche

Who died for all our sins... hehe

[RepublicanElephant]

92. GOP ALERT!!!! he's acting TOOOO black! n/t

.

[Gregorian]

94. There's something scary about a country that produces a man like George Bush.

[quiet.american]

112. I would say it's scarier that this country tolerates and applauds Bush. n/t

[Fleshdancer]

yep. it's the same country that produces Paris Hilton

:scared:

[Aviation Pro]

95. The man was a medic in the service....

...he knows what sacrifice is....

[Stand and Fight]

96. How very touching... Go Wesley. n/t

[fishwax]

97. there's something special about a country that produces such a brave and humble man, especially

when that country is under the leadership of a cowardly, self-centered, arrogant, privileged little prick like gw. :grr:

[The Witch]

108. Makes you proud to be an American.

We still have heroes in our midst even in this hellish place we are in

[bullwinkle428]

133. My initial thought - that little prick * isn't 1/1000th the man that

Wesley Autry is!

[fishwax]

agreed. not even close.

[Iwasthere]

99. BS

How many of these stories we gonna get?

[Richard D]

109. He's got nothing else to say.

[Cameron27]

100. Did this crap start with Reagan?

Poor suckers being used by this bastard.

[patrice]

101. Isn't this an unusually large number of guests introduced?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

123. Gotta generate spontaneous applause somehow

[patrice]

149. And fill in the time without saying anything.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

104. Was that the Fenty substitute?

[rocktivity]

105. If you cared about child safety

you would have spoken out against Tim Foley!

Now he's talking about the guy who helped someone who fell on the subway tracks? THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM!

:headbang:
rocknation

[Solly Mack]

People who use the troops in wars for lies do NOT support the troops

[quiet.american]

119. Well said. n/t

[Solly Mack]

140. few things chap my sweet bippy more than to have supporters

of the Iraq invasion/occupation tell me they support the troops. It's a crock of shit.

[quiet.american]

146. Anyone know if CSpan is airing Sen. Webb's rebuttal? n/t

[Solly Mack]

129. AND -allow me to add...as a military family...people clapping for a soldier

means jack shit to me when some of those very same people are responsible for what happened to the soldier.

As long as you support Iraq...you don't support the troops...

[RepublicanElephant]

111. will dubya ask to try-on his silver star? n/t

.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

113. thread 9 is up!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x21308

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

114. And that Sergeant better have veteran's benefits

and VA care when he is out of the service. But Bush won't talk about that, will he?

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

116. George winked at someone.

MKJ

[C_U_L8R]

His Liebe

[C_U_L8R]

120. this speech is one big democratic ass kissing

my butt cheeks are chapped

[SemiCharmedQuark]

121. Where's that dog that pushed the child out of the way of the car, and the criminal in front of it?

*simpsons reference

[LEW]

124. thank god its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iwasthere]

125. THANK GOD!

It;s over

[salin]

127. It's over... *Whew*

and ugh!

[Aviation Pro]

128. Silver Star

EIB, Airborne, foreign jump wings, schutzenschorr. Give the man the props...he deserves it.

[quiet.american]

130. At last, the torture session is over. He's shut up. n/t

[Greeby]

131. Anyone see that immediate dash up the aisle on the Democratic side

A lot of them have already gone!

[Bobbie Jo]

134. Worst. SOTU. Ever.

:puke:

[Stand and Fight]

135. Somebody ought to trip the little guy on his way out of the Chamber.

[Stand and Fight]

138. Accidentally of course...

And I'm kidding. Don't want any SS showing up at my place.

[kestrel91316]

136. It's OVER. Thank you Jeebus!

[quiet.american]

137. Did he just completey ignore the Senate Majority Leader. What an ass.n/t

[quiet.american]

142. Who's the black woman he just skipped over then gave a dirty look to? n/t

[billyoc]

139. Who's airing Webb's rebuttal? n/t

[Stand and Fight]

141. I half expect Stephanie Tubbs-Jones to say:

"We know that you stole it in 2004, but you crashed and burned tonight, Chimpy."

[Wizard777]

144. He just about grabed Nancy's Boob!

:rofl:

[pookieblue]

147. Unless I missed... he didn't mention Stem Cell Research

was he afraid that people would see MJF and Bush would look like an a**??

[mia]

148. Nothing short of impeachment will save our country.

Get the liars and warmongers out of office.
Americans must stand for something. Please. Where are the elected officials who will stop this madness?

The whole speech was utter hype.