He doesn't have to submit to random urinalysis now.
The difference in his rhetoric has really ratcheted up in the last two weeks.
I think he's meeting his maid in the parking lot again.
No worries, he'll soon be completely deaf. Again.
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"All's well that ends well," he said, contemplating the Oct. 31 finish of his 18-month probation, barring unforeseen trouble.
"But I tell myself sometimes: 'I can't believe I did this s—-.' " In a rare interview, Limbaugh - who just this week created a firestorm by calling antiwar service members "phony soldiers," prompting Iowa Democrat Harkin's comment from the floor of the U.S. Senate - says he isn't bitter. Never mind that the justice system forced him to fill out monthly reports on his whereabouts, get tested and attend therapy. "The system is what it is," Limbaugh, 56, said from his oceanfront compound in Palm Beach. "I became addicted to drugs because of a medical condition" - a bad back - "and I'm convinced now that most addicts come to a point where they do drugs just to stave off withdrawal.
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Actually, according to his Florida Department of Corrections file, Limbaugh is feeling so secure he beat his demons that
he has been drinking booze. He's allowed to drink, but not in excess.
A corrections spokesman this week confirmed Limbaugh has been a good boy and that the drug tests his doctor has conducted have been negative.
Only half-jokingly, meanwhile, Limbaugh said he considered lying on the monthly reports he sent to WPB-based state probation officer Louis Kurtz.
Filling out the forms, Limbaugh said, was at times "surreal."
The paperwork asks for the make and license plate of a probationer's set of wheels. In Limbaugh's case, it's a 2007 Maybach 57, with an MSRP of $335,500. Under "Your Total Money Earned Monthly," Limbaugh wrote $2.1 million on a bad month and $3 million on a better one.
"I'd be filling out these forms and thinking: 'I wonder what Louis is going to say?'
I'd be thinking about cheating a little and reducing the amount, but then you've got to be honest on the forms, otherwise they could claim it's an irregularity."
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He is a hopeless drug addict.