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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:15 PM
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TACTICAL GEAR! TACTICAL GEAR!
Now that you and I are part of the People's Glorious Revolutionary Voluntary Civilian Compliance Labor Militia Corps, we need tactical gear!!

So, whatcha got?
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:25 PM
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1. Am I the only one equipped for Bush's new mandatory volunteer corps?
I just need one more thing - yep, a lobotomy. That's all. Then I'm ready to serve my President. Heil, baby!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:26 PM
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2. I have some duct tape...
and two cans of tuna in oil...
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:30 PM
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4. We could use the duct tape on Bush's mouth...
...and I'm sure we could find some...creative...uses for the tuna. Poor dumb bastard...
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:29 PM
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3. I possess all the skills necessary for the...
Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 10:29 PM by Kutjara
...PGRVCCLMC: poor judgement, excessive gullibility, sufficient body mass to stop a bullet, a love of macho symbolism and a garagefull of pseudo-military gadgets. Sign me up!!!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:31 PM
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5. Got your Ted Nugent collection keyed up on your iPod?
If not, might as well start with Stranglehold, just like the one Bush has on America's reputation around the world.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:34 PM
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6. Hell yeah! I never go anywhere without Da Nugent.
That man has VISION! So ahead of his time. "Cat scratch fever! DA DA DA! Cat scratch fever! DA DA DIDDLY DA!" Words to live by. Bring a tear to my eye every time.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:45 PM
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7. And his performance at the Governor's Inaugural down in Texas. Inspiring and uplifting!
I think I'm gonna be sick now...
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