Turkeys pardoned today named by Cheney....

[Aviation Pro]

Hahahaha, Motherfucker George Bush makes a funny at the expense of Shitstain Shoots-Guy-In-Face:

"WASHINGTON (CNN) — Adhering to a tradition now entering its 60th year, President Bush on Tuesday delivered a full presidential pardon to the national Thanksgiving turkey in the Rose Garden at the White House.

He also announced the names of the bird and its alternate, which were chosen by people who voted online. They will officially be called May and Flower, the president said.

"That's certainly better than the names the vice president suggested: Lunch and Dinner," Bush joked"

I've got a couple of names for the criminals: how about Asswipe and Bitch-to-Be.

[KansDem]

1. Did he have it waterboarded first?

Quit gobbling and TALK!


on edit: That's a pretty weird expression on Il Duce's face!

[YOY]

2. "How can y'all be smarter than me like Condi says!"

"Must be storin' some extra brains in that beak..."

[shain from kane]

3. Scooter and Libby. n/t

[JVS]

4. I hope he doesn't accidentally shoot it in the face!