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Bluebear
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:33 PM Original message |
BREAKING: Huckabee Chooses Jesus as Running Mate |
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terrya
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. Jesus consorted with known prostitutes... |
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underpants
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Damn! what were the odds of a "long hair" getting on a Republican ticket? |
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tridim
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Damn hippies. nt |
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underpants
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:41 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. He's like that guy from the Spin Doctors |
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Buzz Clik
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
12. JC isn't going to go over well with some important base groups: |
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BlueJazz
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:31 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. Plus the Union workers who are dredging sand in order to restore beaches... |
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Deep13
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. Kucinich/YHWH '08 n/t |
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zabet
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. Watch Jesus |
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BOSSHOG
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
5. Will Mary Magdalene be an intern? |
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IndianaJones
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
6. better than Paul... |
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Rex
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
7. God and Jesus are on the outs since Oral Junior got a pinkslip |
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polichick
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. But what would Jesus do??? |
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Devlzown
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
10. I thought it would be Jared. |
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Bucky
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
13. Ha-ha! Borowitz recycles the funniest four year old jokes from other people! |
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Bluebear
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:50 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I take it you weren't amused |
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Bucky
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:00 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. No, I was amused... in 2004 when someone did a Bush-Jesus in 2004 website. |
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Mr_Monday
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
14. WTF is wrong with this Man? |
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tanyev
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Mon Dec-03-07 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
15. I hope they check his citizenship papers. |
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madrchsod
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
18. hmmmmmm... if jesus saves |
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LeftishBrit
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
19. However, it was thought that Jesus would not accept the nomination |
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LittleClarkie
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
21. Has Jesus accepted? |
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razors edge
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
22. He has been working his way up to the job. |
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mtnester
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Mon Dec-03-07 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
23. Jesus issues press release.... |
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SalmonChantedEvening
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Mon Dec-03-07 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
24. But he's a furriner!! He wuz bornt in Leb'nun!! |
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Mon Dec-03-07 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
25. The water into wine thing might cause trouble, and he is a Jew. |
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Swamp Rat
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Mon Dec-03-07 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
26. Old news. |
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aint_no_life_nowhere
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Mon Dec-03-07 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
27. They should ask him if he believes in the 'End Times' and Armageddon |
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Mon Dec-03-07 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
28. I knew all the rethug candidates were morons... |
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