Caption time!

[spinbaby]

Oh, my aching hangover!

[krispos42]

1. "I've had it UP TO HERE with democracy!"

[Richard Steele]

2. "Is your card the seven of clubs?"

[paparush]

18. LMAO!!!

[Botany]

3. Oh Shit they have got me red handed

"It is ah ah ah Iran's fault mmm ah ah that I was ah ah ah lying about Iran."

[krispos42]

4. "I am NOT full of bullshit! Only up to here!"

[krispos42]

5. "But... but... this is how I saluted in the National Guard and nobody called me on it!"

[Deep13]

6. "Koko want banana. Apple. Kitten good." n/t

[Richard Steele]

21. Bwahaha!!!!! nm

[krispos42]

7. "...and then I applied it directly to my forehead, and I was fine!"

[BuyingThyme]

8. Sock puppet v. sock puppet.

[krispos42]

22. Mr. Hat says "I'm a war preznit!" n/t

[BB1]

9. Looking more and more like Rummy, you say?

Time for the boot, then. Leave no child behind!

[tekisui]

10. "And, clearly....nothing up here."

[Joanne98]

11. I don't need intell, I can read their minds!

[balantz]

12. I will now remove my mask

and reveal that I am a pencil, and my head is an eraser! Now where's that goddamned Constitution?!

[Deep13]

13. "I can't even feel my lobotomy scar anymore." n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. Bullshit: Apply Directly to the Forehead.

[mcctatas]

15. "And for my friends in Mex-e-ko, my cabeza is not up my my

culo, and I am not back on las cervesas"

[MiniMe]

16. Brains, apply directly to the forehead. Brains, apply directly to the forehead

Brains, apply directly to the forehead. Brains, apply directly to the forehead...............

[paparush]

17. "I'm a WAR president see. I make decisions with WAR on my..uh..my..dang...Hey, Karl..."

[krispos42]

19. "... and yells 'How do YOU like it, fucker!?!?!?"

Good mornin', e-steamed members of the press corpse, I'd thought I'd open with a joke today! A-heh-heh-heh!

So this woman is giving birth, right, and after all these hours of labor, she finally pushes the kid out. The doctor has him in his hands, and to his surprise the baby starts talking!

"Are you my father?" the baby asks the doctor.

"Why, no," says the doctor, slack-jawed with amazement.

"Fuck you, then," says the baby, and turns to the nurse. "Are you my father?"

"No, I'm not either," says the nurse, wide-eyes with surprise.

"Fuck you too," says the baby, and turns to the father. "Are you my father?"

"Why yes I am!" replies the astonished father.

"Pick me up!" says the baby.

The father picks up his newborn son. When he does, the boy immediately starts poking the father hard in the forehead with his fingers and yells "How do YOU like it, fucker?!?!?"

[AlGore-08.com]

20. Head, shoulders, knees and uh... head, shoulders, and um... um... don't get fooled again.

eom

[Bitwit1234]

23. Where's my Karnack head dress..And where in the hell is Ed McMahon

[mtnHov]

24. frig'n Cheney

...the heartless bastard told me I wouldn't need a brain for this job!

[Deb]

25. I'm a little despot, shortly out

Here is my handle... uhhhh, uh... poor me.

[Richard Steele]

26. "GOD gave me the intelligence to lead this great Nation....

...but I eated it".

[mtnHov]

27. Am I psychic or psycho?